Salty Reactions We've All Had When We Heard Someone Got Engaged
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It’s a regular Friday morning, you check your Facebook page and there it is: another engagement announcement. You’re trying to be cool and pretend like you don’t care, but here come the stages of engagement salt.
- Lil Scrappy Opens Up About Bambi’s Steamy Hot Tub Kiss With Benzino During Carlos King Interview
- Georgia Judge Prohibits Tiffany Haddish From Drinking And Ingesting Illegal Substances
- Watch Law Roach Gag Over Zendaya & Anna Sawai’s Almost-Identical Met Gala Looks — ‘I’m Glad We Came Early’
- Nia Long Isn’t Happy With How The Boston Celtics Handled Ime Udoka’s Cheating Scandal
- Surviving Trump: Can Black And White Women’s Friendships Endure Another Trump Administration?
Your Face When You Read The Post
You’re trying to be happy for your girl, but you can’t quite manage to crack a smile.
- Lil Scrappy Opens Up About Bambi’s Steamy Hot Tub Kiss With Benzino During Carlos King Interview
- Georgia Judge Prohibits Tiffany Haddish From Drinking And Ingesting Illegal Substances
- Watch Law Roach Gag Over Zendaya & Anna Sawai’s Almost-Identical Met Gala Looks — ‘I’m Glad We Came Early’
- Nia Long Isn’t Happy With How The Boston Celtics Handled Ime Udoka’s Cheating Scandal
- Surviving Trump: Can Black And White Women’s Friendships Endure Another Trump Administration?
Hold On, Let Me Read This Again
Yup, that’s the ring, that’s the engagement cheese and that’s the sound of your “when am I going to get engaged?!” clock going TICK, TICK, TICK.
- Lil Scrappy Opens Up About Bambi’s Steamy Hot Tub Kiss With Benzino During Carlos King Interview
- Georgia Judge Prohibits Tiffany Haddish From Drinking And Ingesting Illegal Substances
- Watch Law Roach Gag Over Zendaya & Anna Sawai’s Almost-Identical Met Gala Looks — ‘I’m Glad We Came Early’
- Nia Long Isn’t Happy With How The Boston Celtics Handled Ime Udoka’s Cheating Scandal
- Surviving Trump: Can Black And White Women’s Friendships Endure Another Trump Administration?
Zoom In On The Ring
Click like, comment “beautiful,” secretly shade the size.
- Lil Scrappy Opens Up About Bambi’s Steamy Hot Tub Kiss With Benzino During Carlos King Interview
- Georgia Judge Prohibits Tiffany Haddish From Drinking And Ingesting Illegal Substances
- Watch Law Roach Gag Over Zendaya & Anna Sawai’s Almost-Identical Met Gala Looks — ‘I’m Glad We Came Early’
- Nia Long Isn’t Happy With How The Boston Celtics Handled Ime Udoka’s Cheating Scandal
- Surviving Trump: Can Black And White Women’s Friendships Endure Another Trump Administration?
Start Snacking
Big family meals aren’t the only reason single women gain weight over the holiday season.
- Lil Scrappy Opens Up About Bambi’s Steamy Hot Tub Kiss With Benzino During Carlos King Interview
- Georgia Judge Prohibits Tiffany Haddish From Drinking And Ingesting Illegal Substances
- Watch Law Roach Gag Over Zendaya & Anna Sawai’s Almost-Identical Met Gala Looks — ‘I’m Glad We Came Early’
- Nia Long Isn’t Happy With How The Boston Celtics Handled Ime Udoka’s Cheating Scandal
- Surviving Trump: Can Black And White Women’s Friendships Endure Another Trump Administration?
Try Not to Think About How Single You Are
It may be time for a “woosah.”
- Lil Scrappy Opens Up About Bambi’s Steamy Hot Tub Kiss With Benzino During Carlos King Interview
- Georgia Judge Prohibits Tiffany Haddish From Drinking And Ingesting Illegal Substances
- Watch Law Roach Gag Over Zendaya & Anna Sawai’s Almost-Identical Met Gala Looks — ‘I’m Glad We Came Early’
- Nia Long Isn’t Happy With How The Boston Celtics Handled Ime Udoka’s Cheating Scandal
- Surviving Trump: Can Black And White Women’s Friendships Endure Another Trump Administration?
Get Mad At Her
Who’s going to hit the club with you now that she’s single? Selfish.
- Lil Scrappy Opens Up About Bambi’s Steamy Hot Tub Kiss With Benzino During Carlos King Interview
- Georgia Judge Prohibits Tiffany Haddish From Drinking And Ingesting Illegal Substances
- Watch Law Roach Gag Over Zendaya & Anna Sawai’s Almost-Identical Met Gala Looks — ‘I’m Glad We Came Early’
- Nia Long Isn’t Happy With How The Boston Celtics Handled Ime Udoka’s Cheating Scandal
- Surviving Trump: Can Black And White Women’s Friendships Endure Another Trump Administration?
Call to Congratulate Her
She sounds way too happy. It’s starting to feel shady on your side of the phone.
- Lil Scrappy Opens Up About Bambi’s Steamy Hot Tub Kiss With Benzino During Carlos King Interview
- Georgia Judge Prohibits Tiffany Haddish From Drinking And Ingesting Illegal Substances
- Watch Law Roach Gag Over Zendaya & Anna Sawai’s Almost-Identical Met Gala Looks — ‘I’m Glad We Came Early’
- Nia Long Isn’t Happy With How The Boston Celtics Handled Ime Udoka’s Cheating Scandal
- Surviving Trump: Can Black And White Women’s Friendships Endure Another Trump Administration?
Try To Sound Happy Anyway
But you both heard that flat note in “congratulations.”
- Lil Scrappy Opens Up About Bambi’s Steamy Hot Tub Kiss With Benzino During Carlos King Interview
- Georgia Judge Prohibits Tiffany Haddish From Drinking And Ingesting Illegal Substances
- Watch Law Roach Gag Over Zendaya & Anna Sawai’s Almost-Identical Met Gala Looks — ‘I’m Glad We Came Early’
- Nia Long Isn’t Happy With How The Boston Celtics Handled Ime Udoka’s Cheating Scandal
- Surviving Trump: Can Black And White Women’s Friendships Endure Another Trump Administration?
Is She Done Talking About This Already?
We’ve already been over this part of the engagement story twice.
- Lil Scrappy Opens Up About Bambi’s Steamy Hot Tub Kiss With Benzino During Carlos King Interview
- Georgia Judge Prohibits Tiffany Haddish From Drinking And Ingesting Illegal Substances
- Watch Law Roach Gag Over Zendaya & Anna Sawai’s Almost-Identical Met Gala Looks — ‘I’m Glad We Came Early’
- Nia Long Isn’t Happy With How The Boston Celtics Handled Ime Udoka’s Cheating Scandal
- Surviving Trump: Can Black And White Women’s Friendships Endure Another Trump Administration?
Pretend You’re Cool
You’re totally fine. You don’t even really believe in marriage anyway…
- Lil Scrappy Opens Up About Bambi’s Steamy Hot Tub Kiss With Benzino During Carlos King Interview
- Georgia Judge Prohibits Tiffany Haddish From Drinking And Ingesting Illegal Substances
- Watch Law Roach Gag Over Zendaya & Anna Sawai’s Almost-Identical Met Gala Looks — ‘I’m Glad We Came Early’
- Nia Long Isn’t Happy With How The Boston Celtics Handled Ime Udoka’s Cheating Scandal
- Surviving Trump: Can Black And White Women’s Friendships Endure Another Trump Administration?
Get Confused
Because you really should be married now…you’re at least as fabulous as that chick.
- Lil Scrappy Opens Up About Bambi’s Steamy Hot Tub Kiss With Benzino During Carlos King Interview
- Georgia Judge Prohibits Tiffany Haddish From Drinking And Ingesting Illegal Substances
- Watch Law Roach Gag Over Zendaya & Anna Sawai’s Almost-Identical Met Gala Looks — ‘I’m Glad We Came Early’
- Nia Long Isn’t Happy With How The Boston Celtics Handled Ime Udoka’s Cheating Scandal
- Surviving Trump: Can Black And White Women’s Friendships Endure Another Trump Administration?
Secretly Shade Her Dude
If you lowered your standards, you’d be married now too.
- Lil Scrappy Opens Up About Bambi’s Steamy Hot Tub Kiss With Benzino During Carlos King Interview
- Georgia Judge Prohibits Tiffany Haddish From Drinking And Ingesting Illegal Substances
- Watch Law Roach Gag Over Zendaya & Anna Sawai’s Almost-Identical Met Gala Looks — ‘I’m Glad We Came Early’
- Nia Long Isn’t Happy With How The Boston Celtics Handled Ime Udoka’s Cheating Scandal
- Surviving Trump: Can Black And White Women’s Friendships Endure Another Trump Administration?
Get Angry With Your Dude
Now you’re playing “Put A Ring On It” on repeat and giving him the side eye.
“What is the matter with you?”
“Nuthin'”
- Lil Scrappy Opens Up About Bambi’s Steamy Hot Tub Kiss With Benzino During Carlos King Interview
- Georgia Judge Prohibits Tiffany Haddish From Drinking And Ingesting Illegal Substances
- Watch Law Roach Gag Over Zendaya & Anna Sawai’s Almost-Identical Met Gala Looks — ‘I’m Glad We Came Early’
- Nia Long Isn’t Happy With How The Boston Celtics Handled Ime Udoka’s Cheating Scandal
- Surviving Trump: Can Black And White Women’s Friendships Endure Another Trump Administration?
Start Drinking
With the help of a little vodka, you’ll sober up tomorrow, shake off the salt and feel happy for your friend.
- Lil Scrappy Opens Up About Bambi’s Steamy Hot Tub Kiss With Benzino During Carlos King Interview
- Georgia Judge Prohibits Tiffany Haddish From Drinking And Ingesting Illegal Substances
- Watch Law Roach Gag Over Zendaya & Anna Sawai’s Almost-Identical Met Gala Looks — ‘I’m Glad We Came Early’
- Nia Long Isn’t Happy With How The Boston Celtics Handled Ime Udoka’s Cheating Scandal
- Surviving Trump: Can Black And White Women’s Friendships Endure Another Trump Administration?