Salty Reactions We've All Had When We Heard Someone Got Engaged
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It’s a regular Friday morning, you check your Facebook page and there it is: another engagement announcement. You’re trying to be cool and pretend like you don’t care, but here come the stages of engagement salt.
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Your Face When You Read The Post
You’re trying to be happy for your girl, but you can’t quite manage to crack a smile.
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Hold On, Let Me Read This Again
Yup, that’s the ring, that’s the engagement cheese and that’s the sound of your “when am I going to get engaged?!” clock going TICK, TICK, TICK.
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Zoom In On The Ring
Click like, comment “beautiful,” secretly shade the size.
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Start Snacking
Big family meals aren’t the only reason single women gain weight over the holiday season.
- Simone Biles Accepts The 2025 TIME100 Impact Award For Mental Health Advocacy
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Try Not to Think About How Single You Are
It may be time for a “woosah.”
- Simone Biles Accepts The 2025 TIME100 Impact Award For Mental Health Advocacy
- Terrence Howard Bashed For Rejecting Marvin Gaye Biopic Over Gay Kiss Scene
- Diddy’s Defense Admits Violence But Denies Sex Trafficking In Opening Statements
- Why Women Get The ‘Ick’ More Than Men — It Might Just Prolong Their Lives
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Get Mad At Her
Who’s going to hit the club with you now that she’s single? Selfish.
- Simone Biles Accepts The 2025 TIME100 Impact Award For Mental Health Advocacy
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- Diddy’s Defense Admits Violence But Denies Sex Trafficking In Opening Statements
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Call to Congratulate Her
She sounds way too happy. It’s starting to feel shady on your side of the phone.
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- Diddy’s Defense Admits Violence But Denies Sex Trafficking In Opening Statements
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Try To Sound Happy Anyway
But you both heard that flat note in “congratulations.”
- Simone Biles Accepts The 2025 TIME100 Impact Award For Mental Health Advocacy
- Terrence Howard Bashed For Rejecting Marvin Gaye Biopic Over Gay Kiss Scene
- Diddy’s Defense Admits Violence But Denies Sex Trafficking In Opening Statements
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Is She Done Talking About This Already?
We’ve already been over this part of the engagement story twice.
- Simone Biles Accepts The 2025 TIME100 Impact Award For Mental Health Advocacy
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- Diddy’s Defense Admits Violence But Denies Sex Trafficking In Opening Statements
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Pretend You’re Cool
You’re totally fine. You don’t even really believe in marriage anyway…
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- Diddy’s Defense Admits Violence But Denies Sex Trafficking In Opening Statements
- Why Women Get The ‘Ick’ More Than Men — It Might Just Prolong Their Lives
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Get Confused
Because you really should be married now…you’re at least as fabulous as that chick.
- Simone Biles Accepts The 2025 TIME100 Impact Award For Mental Health Advocacy
- Terrence Howard Bashed For Rejecting Marvin Gaye Biopic Over Gay Kiss Scene
- Diddy’s Defense Admits Violence But Denies Sex Trafficking In Opening Statements
- Why Women Get The ‘Ick’ More Than Men — It Might Just Prolong Their Lives
- Wowzer! 10 Sex Games To Build Trust And Intimacy With Your Partner
Secretly Shade Her Dude
If you lowered your standards, you’d be married now too.
- Simone Biles Accepts The 2025 TIME100 Impact Award For Mental Health Advocacy
- Terrence Howard Bashed For Rejecting Marvin Gaye Biopic Over Gay Kiss Scene
- Diddy’s Defense Admits Violence But Denies Sex Trafficking In Opening Statements
- Why Women Get The ‘Ick’ More Than Men — It Might Just Prolong Their Lives
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Get Angry With Your Dude
Now you’re playing “Put A Ring On It” on repeat and giving him the side eye.
“What is the matter with you?”
“Nuthin'”
- Simone Biles Accepts The 2025 TIME100 Impact Award For Mental Health Advocacy
- Terrence Howard Bashed For Rejecting Marvin Gaye Biopic Over Gay Kiss Scene
- Diddy’s Defense Admits Violence But Denies Sex Trafficking In Opening Statements
- Why Women Get The ‘Ick’ More Than Men — It Might Just Prolong Their Lives
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Start Drinking
With the help of a little vodka, you’ll sober up tomorrow, shake off the salt and feel happy for your friend.
- Simone Biles Accepts The 2025 TIME100 Impact Award For Mental Health Advocacy
- Terrence Howard Bashed For Rejecting Marvin Gaye Biopic Over Gay Kiss Scene
- Diddy’s Defense Admits Violence But Denies Sex Trafficking In Opening Statements
- Why Women Get The ‘Ick’ More Than Men — It Might Just Prolong Their Lives
- Wowzer! 10 Sex Games To Build Trust And Intimacy With Your Partner