CV Vitolo-Haddad, a non-binary grad student at the University of Wisconsin-Madison, recently confessed that they falsely identified as Black in two separate Medium posts, spurring righteous anger over the sacredness of Blackness.

Did you know these folks were Louisiana Creole? You might not really care like that, but now that you're looking, might as well click!

Okay, you're going to be surprised by at least a few of these! I can feel it!