Think about it. A good dater. Can’t you just see him now. He knows exactly when to fake being quirky and self-conscious, but even that is a contrived act. He’s good at making small talk and seeming genuine. Barf. It’s normal for first dates to be a bit clunky and awkward. Don’t be good at first dates—I think that makes you a sociopath.

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Have you ever embarrassed yourself on a date?