If you know a date isn’t going anywhere, every minute spent is a waste of time which is why you have to know how to cut a date short.

Doesn’t it seem that so many wars and so much violence is just the result of some dude who couldn’t get laid? There’s nothing more dangerous than a rejected man. A rejected man usually becomes a man who hates women.

You always insist that you go get one more drink, or go to one more establishment, or stay up a little bit later, even when your date clearly doesn’t want to. But you only realize how much he was resisting the next day, when you’re sober.