By the time we feel financially and emotionally ready to have kids, doctors say we’d have a “geriatric pregnancy.” We are most fertile during the years we’re really not ready to have kids. So, we get biologically punished for getting our lives together before procreating.
Really—don’t. Don’t do this with men or women, but especially not with women. For some reason—perhaps because we smile and are nice—men often feel they can give us opinions and advice we didn’t ask for.
Just because something is said with the intention of a compliment, doesn’t mean you have to take it that way. If a colleague tells you that you have a nice body or are “pretty smart for a woman” you do not have to say thank you. In fact, you can tell him that he shouldn’t say things like that.
The vagina is a mysterious place even for people who have one! As women, we have two important journeys in life: discovering ourselves and discovering our vaginas. Okay, we probably have more, but those two provide some of the best stories. Here are some pretty hilarious “Ah-ha!” vagina moments every woman has.