But now, along with every other in-person wedding event, the bachelorette parties have been canceled due to COVID-19. Damn. I mean, I get it, since these tend to involve a lot of not pandemic friendly events like putting cash in strippers’ underwear and dancing on poles and sharing large fishbowl drinks.

Do you need one? Do you need a light one? Will there be a coat check? Are you going to dance? If so, where will you put your jacket? Who is bringing a jacket?