Everything old is new again, at least at some point. However, while there have been some great recent 1990’s fashions to return, we aren’t interested in seeing them all resurrected.Check out of some of our more tragic former fashion faves that make us say “please don’t call it a comeback!”
“Blossom” Hats: Those big floppy things made popular by the NBC sitcom (and Tia and Tamera in their “Sister, Sister” days) just look the absolute fool. Never again.
Head To Toe Baggy Clothes For Women: While we’re all for a large hoodie or blouse with leggings and boots, let us never return to the “Gangsta B!tch” look of baggy plaid shirts with oversized jeans, “loc” shades and Timbs, k?
Cartoon Character Gear: Leave the Tweety Bird and Betty Boop stuff to the kiddies. A grown woman should not be popping it in the club with a Big Bird shirt!
Fanny Packs: These unisex purses were uncomfortable, unflattering and downright stupid. Leave them to the older Wisconsin tourists who are perpetually in the way in Times Square, mmmkay.
Excessive Leather: Baseball jerseys, jeans and tops should not be adorned with animal hide. Remember when Kanye West ran up on Taylor Swift? Some people blame the Henny or his ego…we think it was that God awful leather top. He overheated.
“Dookie” Braids: The name alone was enough to make us want to erase this moment from the annals of history, but the look of these braids didn’t help much either.
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