Do You Crave Too Much Male Attention?
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You tell other men how much men love you
You often tell men how much other men adore you—how many gifts they buy you, how they won’t stop inviting you to VIP events and won’t stop calling you. This is your way of getting the current man’s attention. Even if this is all true, it’s weird to tell somebody about it.
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You post a tremendous number of selfies
Let’s face it; selfies are just about getting attention, and hot selfies are just about getting a certain kind of attention. We all have a certain level of vanity and post a couple a week, but if you post a couple an hour, something is wrong.
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You will miss an event if you can’t do your makeup
If you get a last-minute invitation to an event you know you’d enjoy, you will stay home if you don’t have the full two hours you need to do your hair and makeup.
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You hate when guys hit on your friends
It drives you nuts to see men hitting on your friends. It makes your blood boil that that man didn’t choose you.
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People often call you a flirt
If people call you a major flirt, then you probably have some addiction to male attention. There’s not much point in flirting with men who you don’t want to date unless you just want them to want you.
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You always try to get past the bouncer
You think it’s unacceptable that you should ever have to wait in line to get into a club. You love the fact that your appearance gets you special treatment, and you cash in on it every time. If it doesn’t work one night, you feel deeply slighted.
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You always find your way into some guy’s bottle service
You can’t just be a regular person at a club—oh no—you zone in on the clearly wealthiest guy there, who could probably invite any woman to his bottle service table, and you insist on being the one he wants.
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You still talk to that guy who you know likes you
Even though you’ve already told a guy who likes you that you don’t like him back, you still say sweet things to him, talk to him and hang around him. Why? Because you like the attention.
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You don’t put men in their place when you should
If a man is a jerk, you don’t tell him so because you don’t want to do anything that would make him stop fawning over you.
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You look better than the bride
You somehow always look better than the bride at every wedding you attend. You have your makeup professionally done as if this is your big day.
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You get more attention than the birthday girl
At someone’s birthday, you always have to be the one making the speech, singing the karaoke, and calling “Shots!”
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Nasty online comments can ruin your day (or month)
If a guy you don’t even know suggests that you need to lose weight or get breast implants, you spend the rest of the week asking people if they think he’s right.
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You spend family holidays talking to the male bartender
You find the one male you aren’t related to at family events and talk to him the entire night instead of to your family.
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You need to approve photos people take of you
If anyone takes a photo of you, you rush to their side after to approve of it before they post it anywhere.
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You fish for compliments
You post a lot of status updates about feeling bloated or haggardly. You know exactly the types of responses you’ll be getting.
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You touch up at the gym
You go to the bathroom a few times during your workout to fix your hair and mascara.
