Sex Habits That Will Drive You Crazy If You’re A Clean Freak
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Sex is supposed to be an activity that relaxes you, makes you lose your inhibitions, and lets you release all of your worries, at least for a few minutes (or more, if you’re lucky). But if you have severe obsessive compulsive disorder, or you’re just what some would call a “clean freak,” “controlling” or “Miss Has To Have Her Way” (yes, your friends still talk to you like it’s the third grade) then there may be some things that happen during sex that drive you nuts. In fact, they drive you so nuts, that they’re holding you back from having an orgasm. It’s okay if you’re OCD about your desk at work or the cleanliness of the kitchen, but if your need to control things is stopping you from having the big O, then it’s gone too far. Here are sex habits that will drive you nuts if you’re OCD.
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Overuse of the lubricant
You probably can’t stand that your partner makes a slip and slide out of your body with the lubricant every time you have sex—that stuff’s expensive!
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Using the edible lubricant, but not to eat
Okay. You didn’t track down the vegan, gluten-free, soy-free, cinnamon-flavored lubricant so that your partner could do something that does not involve his mouth. That’s what the regular lube is for!
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Messing up the bed
After really good sex, the pillows and blankets somehow end up in a pile on the floor. After sex with you, they somehow end up exactly where they started…because you were rearranging them during doggy style.
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Fluids on the sheets
Fluids are bound to get on the sheets. So stop putting a towel down. Really.
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Having your underwear stretched out
Some guys are really into leaving your underwear on, and just pulling it to the side. But that’s your sexy underwear—it cost like, $20!
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Poor form
Let me guess: you don’t start going down on a guy until you’ve gotten into a position that lets you bend from the knees, and not from your back. You gotta look out for your posture, after all.
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Food in bed
You already showered, and now you need to shower again, to get the whipped cream off. Plus, it’s a waste to eat organic, expensive strawberries off of somebody’s body when nobody was really hungry. You should’ve waited until somebody was hungry.
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Shower sex
Shower sex lasts far longer than the typical shower, and there is a drought happening, folks!
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Harming the headboard
The beautiful, hardwood, antique headboard you spent days at flea markets looking for—he’s just going to jam it against the wall like that!?
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Grammar
He says, “I’m gonna come” and you say, “It’s going to come.”
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Sex on a full stomach
Exercise on a full stomach can give you cramps. You believe that extends to sex so you make you and your partner wait at least thirty minutes to digest your lasagna.
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Flinging the condom
You don’t let your partner fling the condom off of himself when he’s done. You make him wait, penis in hand, while you grab the trash bin. Let it go; there is a little semen on every floor you’ve ever walked on. I promise.
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You’re the only one buying condoms
Well, you’re actually allowed to be a little annoyed about that. Just don’t bring it up while you’re putting the condom on your partner.
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Looking your best
You weren’t planning on seeing your partner today. This was a surprise. He’s ready to throw you onto the bed right now, sweat pants, messy hair and all…but you make him wait thirty minutes while you make yourself look cute.
