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Sexting can introduce a lot of fun into an otherwise mundane afternoon, but it can also introduce all of the other elements of a mundane afternoon into your sex life. Like, coworkers sitting right next to you, or typos. We all know how fragile and temperamental smartphones can be, and when we use them to do something as focused as sexting, they can really mess things up. Hopefully your partner (or casual sext hookup) has a sense of humor, because when sexting goes wrong, it can go really wrong. Like, accidentally traumatize somebody kind of wrong. It’s always best to do it in a private place, where you have plenty of service bars. Here are hilarious ways you can mess up sexting.

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Role play gone wrong
Leaving your phone at the wrong time
Or lending it to someone at the wrong time
Too many typos
Interrupting it for logistics
Sexting with the wrong person

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Sounding too aggressive

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Not understanding what “bad” means

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Being too honest

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Mixing up pet names

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Responding to a group thread

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Finishing in a real way
Hey um, if you’re a man, you should take advantage of the fact that in sexting, just because you finish doesn’t have to mean it’s over. So, don’t just tell your sext partner that you already came, leaving her high and dry. Your fingers can still type!
Being honest about what you’re wearing

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Mentioning the time of the month

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Being picky

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Being clean

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Bringing up food allergies

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Failing to mind the background

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The wrong memory
Using the fatigue excuse
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