Are You Sexually High Maintenance?
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Look, when you’ve been in a relationship for a while, you need to make an effort to keep up your sex life because it’s very easy to completely fail to realize that you haven’t had sex for two weeks. There’s always somebody who has indigestion or an early wake-up time, and before you know it, your va-jay-jay hair has fully grown back because you had no reason to shave it.
The bottom line is you just can’t afford to be high maintenance about sex if you’re going to keep having it. And, if you’re single, you’re probably not going to entice somebody into having a long-term relationship with you if you’re high maintenance about it, either. You know that you have told your girlfriends some pretty ridiculous stories about things men needed and wanted in bed. They weren’t weird or kinky; they were just being difficult. But is there somebody out there, possibly telling the same stories about you? Here are signs you’re high-maintenance in bed.
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You don’t want to mess up the bed
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You’re particular about climate
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You won’t do it unless you’re perfectly shaven
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Or if you feel “bloaty”
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Or if you’re worried you might fart
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You need him to earn it every time
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You won’t do quickies
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You count how long he goes down on you
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You make him shower before
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You insist on showering before
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You won’t do it in your grandma underwear
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Or without makeup on
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You’re not down for light period sex
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You’re mad if the TV is on
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The “mood is ruined” if a phone rings
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You’d rather be on time for the movie previews
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Somebody’s coming over, so, no
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You must wash the sheets after
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You need your, um, items
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You can’t after talking to your parents
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