Ladies, How Accurate Are These Size Stereotypes?

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Can we press the pause button on political correctness for a moment and talk about these size stereotypes? #EggplantFriday may officially be history on Instagram, but size will never stop being a hot gossip topic.

We’ve all heard the rumors about big feet meaning big everything else, but have you heard of some of the other size-related stereotypes? Can you tell what a guy is working with by the sound of his voice? What about the size of his hands? Or how about the size of his stomach?

We’ve gathered all of the size tea we’ve heard and now we’re turning to you. Have you found any of these to be true?

Big Hands

It’s no secret that women find big hands attractive, but does the size of his hand have anything to do with the bulge in his pants?

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Finger Length

Have you heard this one? According to a study, if a man’s index finger is shorter than his ring finger, he could have a longer penis. Believe it?

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The Blacker the Berry…

Are darker brothers simply working with more?

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Are White Guys Smaller?

Sorry to put it bluntly, but if we’re already in stereotype territory, is this one just a myth?

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Are Asian Men Really the Smallest?

Lots of people have pointed out that there are no studies to back this one up (but quite a few stereotypes either way).

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Are Tall Guys Working with More?

Can the Basketball Wives confirm if it’s all proportional?

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His Swagger

I’ve heard more than one woman swear that she can tell what a man is packing just by the way he walks. True or false?

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Gay Men?

We read this crazy study from the scientific article “The Relation Between Sexual Orientation and Penile Size” that said gay men are bigger. Fellas (and women with very close gay male friends), we’re going to have to lob this one over to you.

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Are Men with Big Bellies Better Lovers?

Research says that they allegedly last longer in the bedroom.

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Sweatpants

Can we believe the bulge? Or is this one all about the cut of the fabric?

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A Deep Voice

I mean, Idris Elba does have a deep one, but he said that what we thought he was working with was just a microphone wire.

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His Attitude

“Confidence,” “arrogance,” whatever you want to call it. Is there a certain edge to a man’s attitude that suggests he’s working with something very special?