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People go on first dates for all sorts of reasons. Sometimes those reasons have nothing to do with trying to find love or even a romantic fling. Admit it: you’ve opened four online dating accounts in a moment of insecurity/brokenness /horiness/loneliness/confusion/anger/curiosity and so much more.

So, it should come as no surprise that the people you meet online may be doing the same thing. It should also come as no surprise that many first dates don’t end in any normal way, like a plan for a second date, a mild makeout session, or even a one night stand. Nope. Some dates end in very, very odd ways. Sometimes we can help our dates in ways we never knew. Sometimes our dates can help us in ways we never knew! And none of them have to do with putting a ring on it, or a Facebook relationship status on it. Here are bizarre things first dates can turn into.

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An alcoholic realization

I had one first date get too drunk, try to grope me a little too much, and fall asleep in our booth. The next day he called, and he said, “Our date made me realize I can’t handle social situations without alcohol. I’m going to quit dating for a while to go to AA and figure this out.”

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The life path realization

I went on one first date with a guy, where the date ended up more like a career counseling session. What started as an innocent, “So. What are your aspirations?” question from me, ended in an hour and a half long vent session from him about how confused he was about his path.

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The therapy session

I’ve had a lot of first dates turn into therapy sessions. Plenty of men are just looking for a relationship to distract them from their personal issues. I made the mistake of asking, “So. Would you call yourself a happy person?” and boy did I get an earful.

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The fanboy

I have one friend who does standup comedy. She went on a date with a guy who professed to having found one of her standup sets online a long time ago. He followed her on Twitter, figured out what dating apps she made jokes about using, and BAM found her on one. EEEEK!