Things Only Jealous Girlfriends Understand
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Every woman, if she’s being completely honest, has the potential to be a jealous girlfriend. It’s just that for most of us, like the Hulk’s super powers, it just takes the right situation to bring it out of us.
Usually, that situation is a man who has proven that he can’t really be trusted, an ex who underestimated your truth-detecting abilities, or seriously suspicious social media activity that you know is shady–because you asked three of your best girlfriends.
If you’ve ever felt like a jealous girlfriend, been called a jealous girlfriend, or put the badge on yourself, join the club. And then join us while we laugh at these hilarious moments that every occasional or consistently jealous girlfriend can identify with.
These Kinds of Questions
That sounded like perfectly valid question at the time, but now you see how you could sound just a little crazy. But that’s still no reason not to bring him lunch to work from time to time.
This Plan of Action
That was pretty close to turning into an episode of Snapped or one of those Discovery ID shows.
This Puzzle
That you’ll have solved in no time because this is your favorite kind of problem-solving: “So a message came in, and I happened to look at it as I was passing you your phone…”
This Decision
You really wanted to avoid being as petty as possible, but the force was too strong.
This Feeling
That makes you want to say, “Can I see your phone for just a minute?”
This Ninja Move
Because you’d really love to know why he “can’t talk right now.”
This Math Problem
Not that you’re proud of this moment, but still…he’s got some explaining to do.