What A Man's Underwear Says About Him

Even a quiet man speaks volumes about himself when his pants are off. What can a man’s underwear choices tell you about him? A lot.

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Performance Boxer Briefs

As tight as these are? He definitely wants you to know that he has an anaconda and this spandex helps him lock it down (and lets everyone know that he has an anaconda).

Bikini Briefs

He’s going to be spending a lot of time in the gym–and feeling himself in the mirror.

Designer Briefs

He probably has a lot of male grooming products in his bathroom.

Designer Jock Straps

Maybe he’s an athlete. Maybe he finds them comfortable. Or maybe he stars in adult films on the weekends…

Tighty-Whities

Chances are, someone else washes his underwear. Like his mom.

Superhero Underwear

You can’t be surprised when you find out that he’s a little immature. Or extremely immature.

Baggy Boxers

He’s really laid back. Those boxers double as shorts when you’re not around.

Boxer Briefs

He likes a little bit of everything: comfort, support, and showing off a little (or a lot) of what he’s working with.

Novelty Printed Boxers

His ex-girlfriend bought him those, but you’ll have to wait a few months to ask him why he still has and wears them without him sounding crazy.

None

He likes quick and easy access at all times. He’s quite the frisky fella.

Anything In All Black

He might be a mysterious guy. Or a sex machine. Either option isn’t a bad thing.

Flashy Underwear

A lot of women have probably seen him in these.

Brightly-Colored Briefs

He probably needs a lot of attention. Also, look up. There might be a mirror above his bed…