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Couples Training

Want to get fit with your partner. Go to the gym together, but workout separately. Time with a trainer is like having one person look at you both and say, “You are the fatter one. You’re the hotter one. Let’s proceed.”

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A ropes course

Ropes courses are designed so that you only thrive if your teammate is thriving. The longer one person takes to climb something/tie something/jump something, the longer the other has to hold some very uncomfortable position. You’ll end the day mostly pissed at one another.

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Dressing one another

You know that thing couples keep doing and blogging about where they dress each other for a week? What they don’t tell you is they are now permanently insecure. Neither of them can get dressed without thinking, “So, does he like, never like what I wear?”