What Does Your Partner Taste Like?

A lot of you doubted whether or not we’d be able to pull this one off. Some of you even clicked on the request for responses, likely looking for tea, only to tell us how “tacky” you found this question.

Well, doubt can be a great source of fuel. And in true, “get ‘er done” fashion, we happened to collect more than enough responses to make our first “Tell Your Business Tuesday” post happen.

Truth be told, this is about providing a space where Black people feel comfortable expressing different parts of their sexuality without fear of judgment or ridicule. So in the spirit of openness…and nosiness. Check out some of the responses to our query, “Tell me what that thang tastes like.”

Jameela: I once thought fellatio was only a “white girl thing.” Once I got the courage to try it I found that I actually like it. When I started having sex with my guy I didn’t really enjoy the tasteof his semen. It tasted like re-fried beans. I still continued to perform fellatio because I felt it would eventually get better. It wasn’t until he got on a health kick and started eating better that his semen became tolerable. His penis is perfect thick, long, a perfect 9 inches. He always smells like apricot shower gel down there. I love performing fellatio on him. It really turns me on.

David: My wife is Jamaican and she eats lots of pineapples, coconut, akee, avocado, etc. Her goodness usually is sweet and fruity, but can be spicier if she’s eaten Jerk or escovich fish.

Hollyw: Nah penises don’t taste like anything; I think that’s silly, lol it’s skin that has a faint smell of whatever a man washes with, washes their clothes with, or, let’s be honest, a bit of urine :-

I think (and suspect) that all semen tastes the same, more or less, but maybe I don’t have a sensitive enough palate 🙂

ZenaG: As a woman I cannot stand the taste or consistency of cum in my mouth. Due to bad experiences I had, I will actually throw up. And I personally don’t like to give head, but I do love it to be reciprocated.

Nya: #dontjudgeme Hopefully everyone smells like their bodywash. The best man I ever had tasted like…nothing. But, I didn’t care for the consistency, hard to swallow. If he aims for the back of my throat, I won’t gag. The best woman I ever had tasted like cake. She uses vanilla extract in a vaginal insert, kind of like a douche.

KDC: Salt.

Coco: It made my stomach hurt probably due to all the Burger King he was eating. I would try to dilute it with my spit or spit it back on his penis to avoid swallowing large amounts and disguise it as me being kinky.

I noticed the smell more than the taste. Smelled like pancake batter. Which wasn’t bad nor good…But whenever I smell pancake batter now I think of penis. LOL

Lala: The love of my life usually tastes like a sweet cinnamon stick and his sperm is a cinnamon-vanilla flavor. Thank God because I was told penises tastes like spoiled broccoli and sour skittles. Although he is a healthy person, he has been on a major health kick lately and has been eating more fruits and vegetables so his sperm doesn’t have a specific flavor at times but just taste really sweet some days. He helps me, help him. Ha!

John: Reese cup cheese cake

TC: I only tasted my ex and he tasted a bit sweet at first with a slight bitterish aftertaste like diabetic sugar. Something to that effect.

Selena: Some days the D tasted like Nutella and lightly toasted wheat bread, other days it was like oodles and noodles but still good cause  you haven’t eaten all day and you’re  just happy to eat.