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Boob Glue, Nipple Dye, And 13 Other Ridiculously Bizarre Breast Products
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The female figure has inspired some beautiful art over the ages; it’s moved armies to battle (Trojan war, anyone) and it nourishes our children. It’s also moved some entrepreneurs to come up with some pretty whacky products. Here are of the most 15 bizarre breast products.
- Anita Baker To Embark On Nationwide Tour For The First Time Since 1995
- Nia Long Isn’t Happy With How The Boston Celtics Handled Ime Udoka’s Cheating Scandal
- Lenny Kravitz Maintains Rock God Status With Bubble Bath Thirst Trap And A Phone Call From Denzel Washington During Performance
- Tyler Perry And Byron Allen Are In Talks To Acquire BET From Paramount
- Wendy Williams’ Son Kevin Hunter Jr. Evicted From Miami Apartment
A bra/facemask
Well it’s official: when the apocalypse does hit, only women will be left. “Why?” you ask. Because we’ll have bras that transform into toxin-fighting masks.
- Anita Baker To Embark On Nationwide Tour For The First Time Since 1995
- Nia Long Isn’t Happy With How The Boston Celtics Handled Ime Udoka’s Cheating Scandal
- Lenny Kravitz Maintains Rock God Status With Bubble Bath Thirst Trap And A Phone Call From Denzel Washington During Performance
- Tyler Perry And Byron Allen Are In Talks To Acquire BET From Paramount
- Wendy Williams’ Son Kevin Hunter Jr. Evicted From Miami Apartment
Boob glue
When you put your bra on, you grab and adjust your boobs until you have the perfect cleavage. Then you take two steps and they fall back down. Just use Boob Glue to keep them in place!
- Anita Baker To Embark On Nationwide Tour For The First Time Since 1995
- Nia Long Isn’t Happy With How The Boston Celtics Handled Ime Udoka’s Cheating Scandal
- Lenny Kravitz Maintains Rock God Status With Bubble Bath Thirst Trap And A Phone Call From Denzel Washington During Performance
- Tyler Perry And Byron Allen Are In Talks To Acquire BET From Paramount
- Wendy Williams’ Son Kevin Hunter Jr. Evicted From Miami Apartment
Breast enlargement gum
All of these years of smacking away at regular old gum, you could have been growing your bazoonkas! Zoft breast gum allegedly has all sorts of herbs that help your body grow breast tissue.
- Anita Baker To Embark On Nationwide Tour For The First Time Since 1995
- Nia Long Isn’t Happy With How The Boston Celtics Handled Ime Udoka’s Cheating Scandal
- Lenny Kravitz Maintains Rock God Status With Bubble Bath Thirst Trap And A Phone Call From Denzel Washington During Performance
- Tyler Perry And Byron Allen Are In Talks To Acquire BET From Paramount
- Wendy Williams’ Son Kevin Hunter Jr. Evicted From Miami Apartment
Breast enlargement ringtone
Some scientist claims that certain music encourages your boobs to grow. And here I’ve been wasting my time with Hip-Hop.
- Anita Baker To Embark On Nationwide Tour For The First Time Since 1995
- Nia Long Isn’t Happy With How The Boston Celtics Handled Ime Udoka’s Cheating Scandal
- Lenny Kravitz Maintains Rock God Status With Bubble Bath Thirst Trap And A Phone Call From Denzel Washington During Performance
- Tyler Perry And Byron Allen Are In Talks To Acquire BET From Paramount
- Wendy Williams’ Son Kevin Hunter Jr. Evicted From Miami Apartment
Invisinips
Some women are pasting photos of men’s nipples over their own in protest of nipple censorship. But you can just wear the Invisinips and look totally topless…except you’re not.
- Anita Baker To Embark On Nationwide Tour For The First Time Since 1995
- Nia Long Isn’t Happy With How The Boston Celtics Handled Ime Udoka’s Cheating Scandal
- Lenny Kravitz Maintains Rock God Status With Bubble Bath Thirst Trap And A Phone Call From Denzel Washington During Performance
- Tyler Perry And Byron Allen Are In Talks To Acquire BET From Paramount
- Wendy Williams’ Son Kevin Hunter Jr. Evicted From Miami Apartment
Boobie deodorant
Okay it’s technically a cream, but it’s meant to fight boob sweat. The bottle says, “Hygiene for breasts and other areas.” Um…what other areas?
- Anita Baker To Embark On Nationwide Tour For The First Time Since 1995
- Nia Long Isn’t Happy With How The Boston Celtics Handled Ime Udoka’s Cheating Scandal
- Lenny Kravitz Maintains Rock God Status With Bubble Bath Thirst Trap And A Phone Call From Denzel Washington During Performance
- Tyler Perry And Byron Allen Are In Talks To Acquire BET From Paramount
- Wendy Williams’ Son Kevin Hunter Jr. Evicted From Miami Apartment
F-Cup Cookie
Because all women want F-Cups, of course. The F-Cup Cookie looks like a Twinkie, contains tons of estrogen and allegedly helps your boobs grow.
- Anita Baker To Embark On Nationwide Tour For The First Time Since 1995
- Nia Long Isn’t Happy With How The Boston Celtics Handled Ime Udoka’s Cheating Scandal
- Lenny Kravitz Maintains Rock God Status With Bubble Bath Thirst Trap And A Phone Call From Denzel Washington During Performance
- Tyler Perry And Byron Allen Are In Talks To Acquire BET From Paramount
- Wendy Williams’ Son Kevin Hunter Jr. Evicted From Miami Apartment
Boob separator
We’re not sure what’s so bad about your boobs touching at night, but the creator of Kush Support Breast Separator seems to know. And he made a product to stop it from happening.
- Anita Baker To Embark On Nationwide Tour For The First Time Since 1995
- Nia Long Isn’t Happy With How The Boston Celtics Handled Ime Udoka’s Cheating Scandal
- Lenny Kravitz Maintains Rock God Status With Bubble Bath Thirst Trap And A Phone Call From Denzel Washington During Performance
- Tyler Perry And Byron Allen Are In Talks To Acquire BET From Paramount
- Wendy Williams’ Son Kevin Hunter Jr. Evicted From Miami Apartment
Boob stress reliever
If your partner is grabbing at your ta ta’s a little too hard, he might be relieving pent up stress. Give your real boobs a break and buy your guy a set of these.
- Anita Baker To Embark On Nationwide Tour For The First Time Since 1995
- Nia Long Isn’t Happy With How The Boston Celtics Handled Ime Udoka’s Cheating Scandal
- Lenny Kravitz Maintains Rock God Status With Bubble Bath Thirst Trap And A Phone Call From Denzel Washington During Performance
- Tyler Perry And Byron Allen Are In Talks To Acquire BET From Paramount
- Wendy Williams’ Son Kevin Hunter Jr. Evicted From Miami Apartment
Bodyperks
Some women spend hundreds of dollars on bras that will hide all nipple. If you think the nipple should be celebrated though, accentuate it with these little add-ons that make you nip out big time.
- Anita Baker To Embark On Nationwide Tour For The First Time Since 1995
- Nia Long Isn’t Happy With How The Boston Celtics Handled Ime Udoka’s Cheating Scandal
- Lenny Kravitz Maintains Rock God Status With Bubble Bath Thirst Trap And A Phone Call From Denzel Washington During Performance
- Tyler Perry And Byron Allen Are In Talks To Acquire BET From Paramount
- Wendy Williams’ Son Kevin Hunter Jr. Evicted From Miami Apartment
Boob slippers
Do you love boobs so much you wish you could have them on other parts of your body? What about on your feet? You can!
- Anita Baker To Embark On Nationwide Tour For The First Time Since 1995
- Nia Long Isn’t Happy With How The Boston Celtics Handled Ime Udoka’s Cheating Scandal
- Lenny Kravitz Maintains Rock God Status With Bubble Bath Thirst Trap And A Phone Call From Denzel Washington During Performance
- Tyler Perry And Byron Allen Are In Talks To Acquire BET From Paramount
- Wendy Williams’ Son Kevin Hunter Jr. Evicted From Miami Apartment
Breast enhancing belt/bra
The Pangao Breast Enhancer works sort of like those ab-blasting, vibrating belts from the 90s. And it looks like a robot bra.
- Anita Baker To Embark On Nationwide Tour For The First Time Since 1995
- Nia Long Isn’t Happy With How The Boston Celtics Handled Ime Udoka’s Cheating Scandal
- Lenny Kravitz Maintains Rock God Status With Bubble Bath Thirst Trap And A Phone Call From Denzel Washington During Performance
- Tyler Perry And Byron Allen Are In Talks To Acquire BET From Paramount
- Wendy Williams’ Son Kevin Hunter Jr. Evicted From Miami Apartment
Nipple dye
If you’re really self-conscious about the appearance of your areolas, you could hide them OR you could dye them. There are probably some other options, but why not just have “Pomegranate” colored nipples, right? You can with Esteem Areola Dye.
- Anita Baker To Embark On Nationwide Tour For The First Time Since 1995
- Nia Long Isn’t Happy With How The Boston Celtics Handled Ime Udoka’s Cheating Scandal
- Lenny Kravitz Maintains Rock God Status With Bubble Bath Thirst Trap And A Phone Call From Denzel Washington During Performance
- Tyler Perry And Byron Allen Are In Talks To Acquire BET From Paramount
- Wendy Williams’ Son Kevin Hunter Jr. Evicted From Miami Apartment
The Boob Scarf
The first set of boobs you actually want to dangle low…the boob scarf! Depending on how you tie it, your “boobs” could be at your stomach.
- Anita Baker To Embark On Nationwide Tour For The First Time Since 1995
- Nia Long Isn’t Happy With How The Boston Celtics Handled Ime Udoka’s Cheating Scandal
- Lenny Kravitz Maintains Rock God Status With Bubble Bath Thirst Trap And A Phone Call From Denzel Washington During Performance
- Tyler Perry And Byron Allen Are In Talks To Acquire BET From Paramount
- Wendy Williams’ Son Kevin Hunter Jr. Evicted From Miami Apartment
Double D Mouse Pads
Because nothing supports your wrists like big, hulking breasts…grab a mouse pad with enormous breasts. There are actually several boob-inspired mice out there. Very few people use an actual mouse today so these may soon go out of business. Oh no.
- Anita Baker To Embark On Nationwide Tour For The First Time Since 1995
- Nia Long Isn’t Happy With How The Boston Celtics Handled Ime Udoka’s Cheating Scandal
- Lenny Kravitz Maintains Rock God Status With Bubble Bath Thirst Trap And A Phone Call From Denzel Washington During Performance
- Tyler Perry And Byron Allen Are In Talks To Acquire BET From Paramount
- Wendy Williams’ Son Kevin Hunter Jr. Evicted From Miami Apartment
