Starter Packs That You Will Instantly Recognize

Have you seen these starter packs on Twitter? Get ready to recognize nearly everyone you know (including the people you try to avoid) almost instantly.

This Little Boy

Who is out here taking pictures of my neighbor’s son?

This Woman At Every Grocery Store

I’m pretty sure that haircut comes with the minivan.

This Woman

This can’t be the lady from my neighborhood. It’s close, but her bucket hat is blue.

This Classmate

I’m starting to think that white New Balance’s (and an organized trapper keeper) are the key to straight As.

This Gentleman

Who can be found in too many places (including in our comment section from time to time).

This Little Boy

Who’s the reason you find all of those cheap Xbox’s on Craigslist when report cards come in.

This Girl

Those pants are at least 30 percent of the problem..

This Family Member

Who is counting down the days until he can throw down for Independence Day.

This Trust Fund Baby

Also known as the “Do you know who my father is?” starter pack.

Every College Student

The struggle is real.

This Dude

This one has zero chill.

This Man

Who can be found at a Walmart near you.

And This Man

Do you have Jesus on the mainline?