15 Types Of Women You Become After A Breakup

Rebounding after a breakup is rough. The relationship may be over, but you’re still not over it. Until then, you’ll find yourself stuck in one of these very familiar stages…

A Couple Hater

You’re trying not to give that cute couple at Starbucks the side-eye, but it’s hard.

A Forensic Scientist

You turn into an individual who’s an expert at rehashing the details of the defunct relationship, and calling her friends to ask if they know what went wrong.

Someone With A Short Fuse

Any conversation you have with him (and any of his friends) is going to end badly.

Ms. Suspicious

Because your ex seemed perfect in the beginning as well…

Ms. IDGAF

Your response to any and everything that has to do with him…

An Expert At Remaining Unbothered

Or at least pretending to remain unbothered.

An Independent Woman

One who swears she’s going to stop chasing “boys” and chase money.

A Really Independent Woman

Another man headache in your life? No drama for me, thanks.

A Better Friend

Because there’s nothing like a bad relationship to make you realize how much you appreciate your good friends.

A Choosier Lover

You waived certain requirements in your list of wants for your ex and look what happened…

A Flirt

Just to make sure you’ve still got it.

An Advocate Of Friends With Benefits

Because your heart just isn’t ready for anything else at the moment.

A No B.S. Policyholder

The old you made excuses for bad behavior, but not anymore.