Try Again: 15 Offensive Products For Women - Page 4

If you’re a company that wants to market your products to women, make sure you understand women. Hint: We don’t open our wallets the moment we see the color pink, and we don’t like being reminded we are single every five minutes. Unfortunately, no one taught the creators of these weird products those lessons.

The vibrating razor

Wait…what…who…eerrgg, my brain is short circuiting. Okay, first of all, razors need to be thrown out from time to time. Nobody wants to throw away a vibrator every time they throw out their razor. Secondly, we are capable of going near our va-jay-jay to do some maintenance without needing to get off. And finally, am I the only who thinks the creator of this product is actually trying to injure women?

The boyfriend pillow

We are not so delusional as to think that if our body pillow is wearing a button down, we have a boyfriend.

Women-only computers

They exist, and they’re from Japan. The Floral Kiss Ultrabook has diamond-cut stones on the keyboard and gold rings around the keys. Thank you for insisting that women have to have diamonds on everything…

The Lady Burger

The Lady Burger can be found at the Korean chain Lotteria and the only thing different about it (aside from the rice cake included with the patty) is that the wrapping is pink. Because girls live for the color pink, right?

Poo-Pourri

Okay, I know the product isn’t marketed specifically to women, but the spokesperson is about the girliest girl there is, decked in a party dress and pearls. They tried to sell it to the ladies because we can’t have people thinking our sh*t stinks, right? *rolls eyes*

Bic For Her Pens

The pens are slender because women all have tiny, frail hands apparently. They also come in pastel colors, because we’re all still schoolgirls who care more about the aesthetic of our office supplies than about what we actually do with them.

Honda Fit “She’s” for Women

The prominent feminine characteristic is that it’s pink, but get this: the air conditioner pumps compounds meant to fight wrinkles. God forbid we spend any minute of our day not worrying about our looks.

Chick Beer

This American beer has “the taste women prefer,” and is less carbonated than other beers because, according to the company, women don’t like to burp. Excuse me?

Beauty Smile Trainer

Because we aren’t allowed to exhibit any other emotions besides happiness. Is that it?

Subtle Butt

Subtle Butt and Poo-Pourri must have the same ad agency. This is a pad that you slip into your underwear to neutralize fart smells. A pad? You know that’s marketed towards women. Men aren’t exactly keen on putting pads in their underwear.

Grow a Boyfriend/Girlfriend kit

It’s like that little sea monkey kit you played with as a kid but this time around, you can grow a boyfriend. Does society think we’re so desperate for a partner that we would grow one? But maybe what’s more offensive is the idea we could be replaced by a kit! The Grow A Girlfriend kit exists as well, per the photo.

Pajama jeans

Because we all secretly want to be at home eating Ben & Jerry’s at all times…

The Kush support

Because it would be a crime if doing something totally natural, like sleep, made something totally natural, like gravity, happen to our bodies. We better shove some plastic between our cleavage at night so we can look good.

Lady Tools

Apparently the only way you can trick us into doing housework is by decorating our toolbox.