Admit It: The Only Times You Shaved All Winter

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No Shave November? Try No Shave Winter. When the weather is cold and, pants are long, there are only a few things worth whipping out a razor for…

The Third Date

You’re not sure if you’re ready to do the deed just yet. But if you don’t shave, it almost feels more likely that it will happen, and you will be stuck there looking like a bearskin rug instead of doing it on a bearskin rug.

The Office Holiday Party

Because your favorite jumpsuit is in the cleaners and “winter fuzz” isn’t exactly a corporate look.

You Have An Appointment For A Pedicure

Nothing says, “warmer weather” like the first pedicure of spring (right after the first shave). No one wants to be embarrassed during that free leg message…

Or A Massage

Anxiously waiting for her to get down to your hairy calves is the opposite of relaxing.

It’s New Years Eve

And you’re not sure where the night is going to take you, but you want to make sure you’re prepared.

It’s Your Annual Gyno Visit

And you know doctors aren’t supposed to judge, but you trim everything below the waist just in case.

Things Are Getting A Little Too Long

And the friction underneath your skinny jeans is leaving you just a little bit irritated down there.

You’re Starting To Forget What Your Legs Look Like

You can’t remember what you limbs look like without a curly covering of what is now thick enough to be called fur.

You Forgot It Was Winter And Shaved On Accident

Anyone else ever catch themselves in autopilot when getting ready in the morning? If you’re already through with one leg, you might as well do the other (but never above the knee).

You’re Going Shoe Shopping

And you don’t want the salesman to gasp when you pull up your pant legs.

You Have To Put On Stockings

And you don’t want to chafe (or feel dozens of tiny hairs poking through).

It Looked Warm Enough To Wear A Skirt

But it was really just a sunny day and wishful spring thinking — so you had to go back in to put on jeans again.

You Thought Your Skin Was Dark Enough For Camouflage

But the fuzzy silhouette beneath your capris suggests otherwise… oops!