How To Handle His Conservative Parents
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If your boyfriend tells you that his parents are conservative, there’s one thing you should never forget: First impressions are everything. In other words, you only have one shot to win these people over, and if things don’t go well, they may strongly encourage their son to look elsewhere for his happily ever after. We don’t want to see things go down like that for you, so here’s what you need to keep in mind when meeting conservative parents.
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Follow Their Lead On PDA
Whatever his mom does with his dad, you’re allowed to do with him. But until his mom sits on his dad’s lap, you’d better stay in your own seat.
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Take Out Unconventional Piercings
Your boyfriend may be too afraid to tell you that even that bull ring in your nose has to go too.
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- Georgia Judge Prohibits Tiffany Haddish From Drinking And Ingesting Illegal Substances
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Pretend To Be Shocked By Things
You’re going to have to practice your shocked face in the mirror because you need to pretend to care that the neighbor’s 16-year-old daughter is already having sex.
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- Wendy Williams’ Son Kevin Hunter Jr. Evicted From Miami Apartment
- Georgia Judge Prohibits Tiffany Haddish From Drinking And Ingesting Illegal Substances
- Lenny Kravitz Maintains Rock God Status With Bubble Bath Thirst Trap And A Phone Call From Denzel Washington During Performance
- Tyler Perry And Byron Allen Are In Talks To Acquire BET From Paramount
Get Ready To Talk About Taxes
Conservatives from all categories like to talk about taxes. Do your homework.
- Anita Baker To Embark On Nationwide Tour For The First Time Since 1995
- Wendy Williams’ Son Kevin Hunter Jr. Evicted From Miami Apartment
- Georgia Judge Prohibits Tiffany Haddish From Drinking And Ingesting Illegal Substances
- Lenny Kravitz Maintains Rock God Status With Bubble Bath Thirst Trap And A Phone Call From Denzel Washington During Performance
- Tyler Perry And Byron Allen Are In Talks To Acquire BET From Paramount
Cover Up Tattoos
Saying you regret it won’t save you. And complaining of the heat when you take off your sweater to reveal that snake on your arm (attached to a flower with a hummingbird on it) won’t be a good excuse to expose such ink.
- Anita Baker To Embark On Nationwide Tour For The First Time Since 1995
- Wendy Williams’ Son Kevin Hunter Jr. Evicted From Miami Apartment
- Georgia Judge Prohibits Tiffany Haddish From Drinking And Ingesting Illegal Substances
- Lenny Kravitz Maintains Rock God Status With Bubble Bath Thirst Trap And A Phone Call From Denzel Washington During Performance
- Tyler Perry And Byron Allen Are In Talks To Acquire BET From Paramount
Talk About The Dog
Everyone can always agree on how everything the dog does is cute.
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- Wendy Williams’ Son Kevin Hunter Jr. Evicted From Miami Apartment
- Georgia Judge Prohibits Tiffany Haddish From Drinking And Ingesting Illegal Substances
- Lenny Kravitz Maintains Rock God Status With Bubble Bath Thirst Trap And A Phone Call From Denzel Washington During Performance
- Tyler Perry And Byron Allen Are In Talks To Acquire BET From Paramount
Let Them Bring Up TV Shows
The shows you watch say a lot about you—more than you know. Just talk about whatever shows they bring up. You never know how they’ll interpret your love of Empire…
- Anita Baker To Embark On Nationwide Tour For The First Time Since 1995
- Wendy Williams’ Son Kevin Hunter Jr. Evicted From Miami Apartment
- Georgia Judge Prohibits Tiffany Haddish From Drinking And Ingesting Illegal Substances
- Lenny Kravitz Maintains Rock God Status With Bubble Bath Thirst Trap And A Phone Call From Denzel Washington During Performance
- Tyler Perry And Byron Allen Are In Talks To Acquire BET From Paramount
Get Ready To See Your Boyfriend As Weak
Even if he has come into his own, when your guy gets around his conservative parents, he’ll start walking on eggshells. It’s just drilled into his psyche.
- Anita Baker To Embark On Nationwide Tour For The First Time Since 1995
- Wendy Williams’ Son Kevin Hunter Jr. Evicted From Miami Apartment
- Georgia Judge Prohibits Tiffany Haddish From Drinking And Ingesting Illegal Substances
- Lenny Kravitz Maintains Rock God Status With Bubble Bath Thirst Trap And A Phone Call From Denzel Washington During Performance
- Tyler Perry And Byron Allen Are In Talks To Acquire BET From Paramount
Know That A Little Cleavage Is A Lot Of Cleavage
Your mom may applaud you for only showing a little cleavage or a little leg, but conservative parents don’t want to see any of that over their dinner table.
- Anita Baker To Embark On Nationwide Tour For The First Time Since 1995
- Wendy Williams’ Son Kevin Hunter Jr. Evicted From Miami Apartment
- Georgia Judge Prohibits Tiffany Haddish From Drinking And Ingesting Illegal Substances
- Lenny Kravitz Maintains Rock God Status With Bubble Bath Thirst Trap And A Phone Call From Denzel Washington During Performance
- Tyler Perry And Byron Allen Are In Talks To Acquire BET From Paramount
If You’re A Vegan, Eat In Advance
Figure out what their diet is and work around it. If they are hardcore meat eaters, subtly pick around the pork chops, but don’t bring up the fact that you are vegan. They can learn that you’re a hippie later. (You’re not, but they will think you are.)
- Anita Baker To Embark On Nationwide Tour For The First Time Since 1995
- Wendy Williams’ Son Kevin Hunter Jr. Evicted From Miami Apartment
- Georgia Judge Prohibits Tiffany Haddish From Drinking And Ingesting Illegal Substances
- Lenny Kravitz Maintains Rock God Status With Bubble Bath Thirst Trap And A Phone Call From Denzel Washington During Performance
- Tyler Perry And Byron Allen Are In Talks To Acquire BET From Paramount
Don’t Mention Coachella
Or any music festivals you’ve turned up at unless you want to throw away all your hard work.
- Anita Baker To Embark On Nationwide Tour For The First Time Since 1995
- Wendy Williams’ Son Kevin Hunter Jr. Evicted From Miami Apartment
- Georgia Judge Prohibits Tiffany Haddish From Drinking And Ingesting Illegal Substances
- Lenny Kravitz Maintains Rock God Status With Bubble Bath Thirst Trap And A Phone Call From Denzel Washington During Performance
- Tyler Perry And Byron Allen Are In Talks To Acquire BET From Paramount
Make Up A Church You Go To
Or synagogue. Or temple—whatever corresponds to their religion. Just have some name ready to go if they ask where you worship and you can’t remember the last time you stepped in a church.
- Anita Baker To Embark On Nationwide Tour For The First Time Since 1995
- Wendy Williams’ Son Kevin Hunter Jr. Evicted From Miami Apartment
- Georgia Judge Prohibits Tiffany Haddish From Drinking And Ingesting Illegal Substances
- Lenny Kravitz Maintains Rock God Status With Bubble Bath Thirst Trap And A Phone Call From Denzel Washington During Performance
- Tyler Perry And Byron Allen Are In Talks To Acquire BET From Paramount
Don’t Curse!
Duh! If you know you have a potty mouth, try to go a week without cursing before meeting his parents.
- Anita Baker To Embark On Nationwide Tour For The First Time Since 1995
- Wendy Williams’ Son Kevin Hunter Jr. Evicted From Miami Apartment
- Georgia Judge Prohibits Tiffany Haddish From Drinking And Ingesting Illegal Substances
- Lenny Kravitz Maintains Rock God Status With Bubble Bath Thirst Trap And A Phone Call From Denzel Washington During Performance
- Tyler Perry And Byron Allen Are In Talks To Acquire BET From Paramount
Pack Real Pajamas For An Overnight Stay
Not your low-waist sweats and a tiny tank top. Go for a button down, long-sleeved, drawstring pajama set.
- Anita Baker To Embark On Nationwide Tour For The First Time Since 1995
- Wendy Williams’ Son Kevin Hunter Jr. Evicted From Miami Apartment
- Georgia Judge Prohibits Tiffany Haddish From Drinking And Ingesting Illegal Substances
- Lenny Kravitz Maintains Rock God Status With Bubble Bath Thirst Trap And A Phone Call From Denzel Washington During Performance
- Tyler Perry And Byron Allen Are In Talks To Acquire BET From Paramount
Know That You’ll Be Sleeping Alone
Don’t ask, “Where are we sleeping.” He’s sleeping in his room, and you’re sleeping on the couch.
- Anita Baker To Embark On Nationwide Tour For The First Time Since 1995
- Wendy Williams’ Son Kevin Hunter Jr. Evicted From Miami Apartment
- Georgia Judge Prohibits Tiffany Haddish From Drinking And Ingesting Illegal Substances
- Lenny Kravitz Maintains Rock God Status With Bubble Bath Thirst Trap And A Phone Call From Denzel Washington During Performance
- Tyler Perry And Byron Allen Are In Talks To Acquire BET From Paramount
