The Worst Things To Do In Bed With A Woman
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Julia Austin
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February 26, 2015
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Hey men, you know how women read into things? That extends to sex too. And we get pissed when you do these things. Here are 15 of the worst things to do in bed with a woman.
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A creative finish
You better ask if you can, um, finish on her face or chest or expensive sheets before just going for it. Otherwise she’ll feel degraded. And you’ll owe her money for those sheets.
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- Nia Long Isn’t Happy With How The Boston Celtics Handled Ime Udoka’s Cheating Scandal
- Tyler Perry And Byron Allen Are In Talks To Acquire BET From Paramount
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- Watch Law Roach Gag Over Zendaya & Anna Sawai’s Almost-Identical Met Gala Looks — ‘I’m Glad We Came Early’
- Georgia Judge Prohibits Tiffany Haddish From Drinking And Ingesting Illegal Substances
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Leave on just your boxers
If you’ve gone so far as to take everything else off, please take off your boxers. You sort of look like a little boy with an unexpected woody when you leave them on. Plus we worry you’re hiding genital warts or something.
SEE ALSO
- Nia Long Isn’t Happy With How The Boston Celtics Handled Ime Udoka’s Cheating Scandal
- Tyler Perry And Byron Allen Are In Talks To Acquire BET From Paramount
- Surviving Trump: Can Black And White Women’s Friendships Endure Another Trump Administration?
- Watch Law Roach Gag Over Zendaya & Anna Sawai’s Almost-Identical Met Gala Looks — ‘I’m Glad We Came Early’
- Georgia Judge Prohibits Tiffany Haddish From Drinking And Ingesting Illegal Substances
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The shoulder tap
If she isn’t doing a good job going down on you, just say, “My turn.” Go down on her. Don’t give her the shoulder tap or suggest she should just stop.
SEE ALSO
- Nia Long Isn’t Happy With How The Boston Celtics Handled Ime Udoka’s Cheating Scandal
- Tyler Perry And Byron Allen Are In Talks To Acquire BET From Paramount
- Surviving Trump: Can Black And White Women’s Friendships Endure Another Trump Administration?
- Watch Law Roach Gag Over Zendaya & Anna Sawai’s Almost-Identical Met Gala Looks — ‘I’m Glad We Came Early’
- Georgia Judge Prohibits Tiffany Haddish From Drinking And Ingesting Illegal Substances
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Try to not use a condom
If she thinks you don’t care about her health, she’ll be turned off.
SEE ALSO
- Nia Long Isn’t Happy With How The Boston Celtics Handled Ime Udoka’s Cheating Scandal
- Tyler Perry And Byron Allen Are In Talks To Acquire BET From Paramount
- Surviving Trump: Can Black And White Women’s Friendships Endure Another Trump Administration?
- Watch Law Roach Gag Over Zendaya & Anna Sawai’s Almost-Identical Met Gala Looks — ‘I’m Glad We Came Early’
- Georgia Judge Prohibits Tiffany Haddish From Drinking And Ingesting Illegal Substances
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Not kiss us
Do you even realize she’s there? Or would a sleeve do the same thing right now? Because she can leave and just get you one of those if you don’t start kissing her.
SEE ALSO
- Nia Long Isn’t Happy With How The Boston Celtics Handled Ime Udoka’s Cheating Scandal
- Tyler Perry And Byron Allen Are In Talks To Acquire BET From Paramount
- Surviving Trump: Can Black And White Women’s Friendships Endure Another Trump Administration?
- Watch Law Roach Gag Over Zendaya & Anna Sawai’s Almost-Identical Met Gala Looks — ‘I’m Glad We Came Early’
- Georgia Judge Prohibits Tiffany Haddish From Drinking And Ingesting Illegal Substances
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Jackhammer
You’re a grown man: learn to pace yourself.
SEE ALSO
- Nia Long Isn’t Happy With How The Boston Celtics Handled Ime Udoka’s Cheating Scandal
- Tyler Perry And Byron Allen Are In Talks To Acquire BET From Paramount
- Surviving Trump: Can Black And White Women’s Friendships Endure Another Trump Administration?
- Watch Law Roach Gag Over Zendaya & Anna Sawai’s Almost-Identical Met Gala Looks — ‘I’m Glad We Came Early’
- Georgia Judge Prohibits Tiffany Haddish From Drinking And Ingesting Illegal Substances
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Uninvited a**play
It’s just rude not to ask. So rude.
SEE ALSO
- Nia Long Isn’t Happy With How The Boston Celtics Handled Ime Udoka’s Cheating Scandal
- Tyler Perry And Byron Allen Are In Talks To Acquire BET From Paramount
- Surviving Trump: Can Black And White Women’s Friendships Endure Another Trump Administration?
- Watch Law Roach Gag Over Zendaya & Anna Sawai’s Almost-Identical Met Gala Looks — ‘I’m Glad We Came Early’
- Georgia Judge Prohibits Tiffany Haddish From Drinking And Ingesting Illegal Substances
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Skip foreplay
Sex can hurt for a woman if there is no foreplay. You’re not just doing something extra when you do it; you’re doing something essential.
SEE ALSO
- Nia Long Isn’t Happy With How The Boston Celtics Handled Ime Udoka’s Cheating Scandal
- Tyler Perry And Byron Allen Are In Talks To Acquire BET From Paramount
- Surviving Trump: Can Black And White Women’s Friendships Endure Another Trump Administration?
- Watch Law Roach Gag Over Zendaya & Anna Sawai’s Almost-Identical Met Gala Looks — ‘I’m Glad We Came Early’
- Georgia Judge Prohibits Tiffany Haddish From Drinking And Ingesting Illegal Substances
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Rip off her clothing
She probably paid a lot of money for those clothes. Even if she didn’t, she’s not in the habit of destroying clothes.
SEE ALSO
- Nia Long Isn’t Happy With How The Boston Celtics Handled Ime Udoka’s Cheating Scandal
- Tyler Perry And Byron Allen Are In Talks To Acquire BET From Paramount
- Surviving Trump: Can Black And White Women’s Friendships Endure Another Trump Administration?
- Watch Law Roach Gag Over Zendaya & Anna Sawai’s Almost-Identical Met Gala Looks — ‘I’m Glad We Came Early’
- Georgia Judge Prohibits Tiffany Haddish From Drinking And Ingesting Illegal Substances
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Not respect her period rules
If she said no sex on her period, don’t try to get something started.
SEE ALSO
- Nia Long Isn’t Happy With How The Boston Celtics Handled Ime Udoka’s Cheating Scandal
- Tyler Perry And Byron Allen Are In Talks To Acquire BET From Paramount
- Surviving Trump: Can Black And White Women’s Friendships Endure Another Trump Administration?
- Watch Law Roach Gag Over Zendaya & Anna Sawai’s Almost-Identical Met Gala Looks — ‘I’m Glad We Came Early’
- Georgia Judge Prohibits Tiffany Haddish From Drinking And Ingesting Illegal Substances
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Freak out over her period
If she happens to get her period during sex, don’t freak out. She’ll probably never have sex with you again out of the humiliation.
SEE ALSO
- Nia Long Isn’t Happy With How The Boston Celtics Handled Ime Udoka’s Cheating Scandal
- Tyler Perry And Byron Allen Are In Talks To Acquire BET From Paramount
- Surviving Trump: Can Black And White Women’s Friendships Endure Another Trump Administration?
- Watch Law Roach Gag Over Zendaya & Anna Sawai’s Almost-Identical Met Gala Looks — ‘I’m Glad We Came Early’
- Georgia Judge Prohibits Tiffany Haddish From Drinking And Ingesting Illegal Substances
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Fart during 69ing
Eat a light meal before or something, just don’t let one loose when she’s down there.
SEE ALSO
- Nia Long Isn’t Happy With How The Boston Celtics Handled Ime Udoka’s Cheating Scandal
- Tyler Perry And Byron Allen Are In Talks To Acquire BET From Paramount
- Surviving Trump: Can Black And White Women’s Friendships Endure Another Trump Administration?
- Watch Law Roach Gag Over Zendaya & Anna Sawai’s Almost-Identical Met Gala Looks — ‘I’m Glad We Came Early’
- Georgia Judge Prohibits Tiffany Haddish From Drinking And Ingesting Illegal Substances
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Look at…anything else
If your head is turned away but your eyes are closed that is okay—that means you’re just feeling all the sensations. But if you’re just staring at a picture on the wall, she thinks you’re not in the moment.
SEE ALSO
- Nia Long Isn’t Happy With How The Boston Celtics Handled Ime Udoka’s Cheating Scandal
- Tyler Perry And Byron Allen Are In Talks To Acquire BET From Paramount
- Surviving Trump: Can Black And White Women’s Friendships Endure Another Trump Administration?
- Watch Law Roach Gag Over Zendaya & Anna Sawai’s Almost-Identical Met Gala Looks — ‘I’m Glad We Came Early’
- Georgia Judge Prohibits Tiffany Haddish From Drinking And Ingesting Illegal Substances
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Check on us during oral
You don’t need to stop giving her oral to peek up and see how she’s reacting: her noises will tell you.
SEE ALSO
- Nia Long Isn’t Happy With How The Boston Celtics Handled Ime Udoka’s Cheating Scandal
- Tyler Perry And Byron Allen Are In Talks To Acquire BET From Paramount
- Surviving Trump: Can Black And White Women’s Friendships Endure Another Trump Administration?
- Watch Law Roach Gag Over Zendaya & Anna Sawai’s Almost-Identical Met Gala Looks — ‘I’m Glad We Came Early’
- Georgia Judge Prohibits Tiffany Haddish From Drinking And Ingesting Illegal Substances
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Ask us to “keep going”
If she has stopped giving you oral, it’s for a good reason. Her knees or her jaw hurts, or she can’t breathe.
SEE ALSO
- Nia Long Isn’t Happy With How The Boston Celtics Handled Ime Udoka’s Cheating Scandal
- Tyler Perry And Byron Allen Are In Talks To Acquire BET From Paramount
- Surviving Trump: Can Black And White Women’s Friendships Endure Another Trump Administration?
- Watch Law Roach Gag Over Zendaya & Anna Sawai’s Almost-Identical Met Gala Looks — ‘I’m Glad We Came Early’
- Georgia Judge Prohibits Tiffany Haddish From Drinking And Ingesting Illegal Substances
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