Groupie Confessions: Fans Dish On Dating Celebs

Derek Jeter

We don’t have room for all of the dirty stories that cropped up about Derek Jeter.

One woman said,

My friend’s cousin dated Derek Jeter for a while and had keys to his apartment. According to the story she entered one day to find him butt a– naked on his couch watching highlights of himself and bumping his chest with his fist saying “YEAH JEETS, YEAH JEETS.”

Another Redditor also piped up to say he whispered the same thing when she “went downtown.”

But what takes the take are the gift baskets Derek sends each of his conquests home with…

John Mayer

Speaking of multiple stories, several of John Mayer’s alleged former-groupies chimed in with stories that are so dirty we probably shouldn’t print them here.

We’ll just use the words “backdoor action,” “urine,” and “fisting” and let you read the rest of the super-gross details yourself.

Suddenly we feel much better about his penis being racist.

Darius Rucker

One Redditor said,

A girl I used to have an on again, off again fling with had sex with Darius Rucker (hootie from Hootie and the Blowfish). She said he was a fantastic lay, a perfect gentleman, and even sang to her in the morning as he made her breakfast. On the way out he thanked her for being a good host and said she had a lovely house.

Apparently one night stands can be kind of adorable.

Ron White

What’s sex with the southern comedian like? One Redditor said,

“It was very pink”, but said he smoked her out with some super dank weed and had a fat stash to boot.

I ended up meeting him while I was working at the bar downtown that I worked at, gave him my number because… He texted me a little while later saying he was waiting for his flight at the airport and asked me to send him naked pics.

We’re going to assume Ron was between wives at the time.

Raheem

We need a cold shower about hearing about this encounter with singer Raheem.

Trey Songz

If this juicy tale about Trey Songz is even 3% true, he’s making some ladies very happy — and not just with his music.

Kid Rock

Before you ask what it’s like with a celebrity, make sure you really want to know:

At the club I work at several years ago (maybe five) kid rock came in one night after playing downtown. Well he hit it off with one dancer named Destiny. They went back to his tour bus, where they got fucked up and did they deed. She supposedly hung out with him for a week. And apparently he likes rough anal. So there’s that.

Apparently he also “likes cigars… and not just for smoking!”
O.O

The Weeknd

What’s hooking up with the master of hook up music like? One Redditor said,

A friend of mine “hooked up” with The Weeknd on New Years Eve. Said he was the best she ever had, and was actually a really sweet, humble guy. At first I didn’t believe her, but she took a picture of them in bed post sex..so..

Tiger Woods

Does Tiger like three-ways with women and fantasies about men? That’s what one of Tiger’s mistresses said in her tell-all book about her 10-hour-long nights with “well-endowed” Tiger Woods.

Ashton Kutcher

Remember the groupie that broke up Ashton’s marriage to Demi Moore? She dished the details of her hookup to US Weekly:

Apparently, Ashton kissed Sara Leal out of the blue and said, “I enjoy things like this because I’m an actor 90 percent of the time and it’s fake. It’s nice to have moments that are real.’”

What was the deed like? Sara says, “He was good. It wasn’t weird or perverted. He had good endurance. We were up for a while. It was about two hours.”

Bruno Mars

This very-detailed tale comes from the days when Bruno Mars was still performing as Peter Hernandez. Let’s hope he’s doing better than “average” now that he’s super famous.

Moby

Apparently the musician prefers intelligent women and is just as sweet and sensitive in bed as his image suggests. But…

Rumor has it that he has an STD and doesn’t always tell fans about it before they find out the hard way.

Not cool.

Andre 3000

Apparently sex with Andre is a musical experience:

Coltrane, the Isley Brothers, Anita Baker. We call them “f–k tapes.” A f–k tape is a compilation tape that you’ve made yourself with all your favorite songs. You usually start it off with a nice little groove, you know, and by the end of the tape it’s just real slow. It’s kind of like the soundtrack to that night.

And we know it’s true because those words come from Andre himself in a 2009 Playboy interview.

Apparently Andre also likes giving rather than receiving and is no stranger to one-night stands with groupies.

DMX

What’s it like to have a one-night stand with DMX? One Redditor said,

Friend of a roommate’s mother f—ed DMX. We got his number from her cell phone but his answering machine message was just him barking for 30 seconds.

That doesn’t clear anything up, but it certainly sounds like something that would happen.