The PDA Your Guy Doesn't Want

Just because your guy has done these things to you in private does not mean he wants strangers, or even worse his friends, to see it happening. Here are the types of PDA your guy doesn’t want.

Forehead kiss

When you’re lying in bed and you’re above him, a forehead kiss is sweet. But in public, let him do the forehead kissing. It’s a protective kiss and as the guy, he feels weird getting it from you in front of his friends.

Sitting on his lap

Everyone around you is thinking, “There is a perfectly good empty chair next to his. Please use it so we don’t have to peer around your body to talk to your man.”

Prolonged kissing

If your kiss lasts longer than a peck, people around you get hit with your flying sparks. And they didn’t go to the pharmacy for that.

Grabbing his butt

See above.

Biting his hands

Hey, we get it: when you’re into a guy, your animalistic instincts come out, and an innocent hand kiss turns into a hand gnaw. Easy tiger: not in front of the humans.

Having him bite your hands

While you’re watching a movie, you might get aroused by running your fingers along his lips. But when he’s having a conversation or using the ATM, he doesn’t need that.

Backing up into him for a hug

If he were in the mood/social circumstances to give you a hug from behind, he’d give you one. Don’t self-administer one.

Hugging him from behind during conversation

When your guy is seated, having a conversation, feel free to come by and give him a quick hug around the neck. But don’t hang out there—he feels suffocated and awkward in the conversation.

Grabbing his hair

Your friends would watch a L’Oreal commercial if they wanted to see hair foreplay.

Face caressing

Leave this to the couples wearing berets and drinking wine on the lawn in front of the Eiffel tower. This isn’t an indie music video.

Ear nibbling

All anyone can focus on now is the shiny slobber you left on his lobes.

Sneaking into his jacket

If you’re cold, ask to borrow his jacket. Don’t burrow into a side of it while he’s wearing it and talking to somebody.

Facebook PDA

Don’t forget about the nuisance of Facebook PDA! Why do you need to post “I love you!” on your boyfriend’s wall when you can text him/email him/call him/tell him in person?

Nose nuzzles

We can hear your ovaries crying out when you do this.