From Beyoncé to Blythe to Barack, these are the struggles only people with unique names can understand.
And you just nod “yes” at their third attempt so you won’t be standing there all day.
You had to tackle advanced spelling way before all of the other kids.
Because “Kim” can always find her name, and you’re still looking through the shelves even though you know it’s not there.
You’ve had to learn to listen to your actual drink order instead of whatever they think you said your name was.
Role call is always a nightmare. Might as well just raise your hand as soon as you hear them struggling.
They know that this is only adorable for the people they don’t leave out, right?
But the way they say it sounds kind of shady.
Because you have to repeat the same explanation. Every time. Forever.
And they repeat it right after you and still get it wrong.
Because it just refuses to recognize your name.
Your name is controversial, but “Apple” and “Gwynnifer” aren’t?
So you’ve just let that one co-worker call you the wrong name for years.
Getting your name right is such a hassle that you avoid calling when you can.
And you’re pretending that it’s cool but it’s really not.
And not even being surprised when it’s spelled wrong. Again.
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