15 Things A Woman Thinks When Going Down On A Man - Page 14

Men: you may think you have the easiest equipment to navigate, but women disagree! Even though we might make going down on you look effortless and natural to us, it’s not. In fact, there are a million things buzzing through our heads. Like this.

Is kissing his tummy weird?

Is kissing the tummy just supposed to happen when a man goes down on a woman, but not the other way around?

Please be groomed

I don’t need my forehead and cheeks being tickled while I do this. It’s already hard enough not to gag, let alone not to giggle.

Is it too intense if I make eye contact?

Like I’m trying to have some sort of romantic connection before going down on him, or like I’m about to pounce all over his member?

Is it weird if I avoid eye contact?

As if I’m ashamed of what I’m about to do, or disgusted by the guy so I would rather not be reminded who I’m doing this to?

Do I start off slow?

Maybe he enjoys some light licking and grazing of the lips before I really delve into it, or maybe he’s wondering why I’m wasting his and my time.

Do I start off fast?

Maybe it seems like I’m just eager to get this over with if I go in strong from the beginning.

 I’ll do this on my knees

Oh no, now my knees hurt. I have to try to find subtle, natural times to re-adjust so he isn’t pulled out of the moment thinking I’m in pain.

 I’ll do this on my side

Wait…what? What was I thinking! This makes no sense. But man…it is nice to rest for a second.
 

 I get a better angle if I turn around

But now, with my va-jay-jay in his face he might think I’m prompting him to go down on me at the same time and quite frankly, it’s hard to focus while that’s happening.

 Is he going to the return the favor?

I better not do this for ten minutes to get nothing in return!

 I hope he doesn’t return the favor

Actually, having a guy go down on me doesn’t really do it for me. I hope he doesn’t feel obligated to return the favor.

What is hand and mouth coordination?

Seriously, everybody talks about it. I have no idea if I’m doing it right. Do my hand and mouth go up and down at the same time? Does the coordination refer to the pressure I’m applying?

Are my teeth involved?

I’ve never, ever known when my teeth were or were not touching his member. Nor do I know if a guy wants a little teeth, or hates that altogether.

I don’t want to swallow

And I have no idea how common it is that a woman actually does swallow. Maybe he’ll think I’m a prude if I don’t. Maybe he’ll be shocked if I do. But seriously—does anyone actually like that outside of porn?