15 Things A Woman Thinks When Going Down On A Man
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Men: you may think you have the easiest equipment to navigate, but women disagree! Even though we might make going down on you look effortless and natural to us, it’s not. In fact, there are a million things buzzing through our heads. Like this.
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Is kissing his tummy weird?
Is kissing the tummy just supposed to happen when a man goes down on a woman, but not the other way around?
- Anita Baker To Embark On Nationwide Tour For The First Time Since 1995
- Tyler Perry And Byron Allen Are In Talks To Acquire BET From Paramount
- Lenny Kravitz Maintains Rock God Status With Bubble Bath Thirst Trap And A Phone Call From Denzel Washington During Performance
- Sonya Massey’s Family Accuse Police Of An Attempted Cover-Up After Shooting
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Please be groomed
I don’t need my forehead and cheeks being tickled while I do this. It’s already hard enough not to gag, let alone not to giggle.
- Anita Baker To Embark On Nationwide Tour For The First Time Since 1995
- Tyler Perry And Byron Allen Are In Talks To Acquire BET From Paramount
- Lenny Kravitz Maintains Rock God Status With Bubble Bath Thirst Trap And A Phone Call From Denzel Washington During Performance
- Sonya Massey’s Family Accuse Police Of An Attempted Cover-Up After Shooting
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Is it too intense if I make eye contact?
Like I’m trying to have some sort of romantic connection before going down on him, or like I’m about to pounce all over his member?
- Anita Baker To Embark On Nationwide Tour For The First Time Since 1995
- Tyler Perry And Byron Allen Are In Talks To Acquire BET From Paramount
- Lenny Kravitz Maintains Rock God Status With Bubble Bath Thirst Trap And A Phone Call From Denzel Washington During Performance
- Sonya Massey’s Family Accuse Police Of An Attempted Cover-Up After Shooting
- New TLC Show ‘Seeking Brother Husband’ Showcases Polyandrous Sisters
Is it weird if I avoid eye contact?
As if I’m ashamed of what I’m about to do, or disgusted by the guy so I would rather not be reminded who I’m doing this to?
- Anita Baker To Embark On Nationwide Tour For The First Time Since 1995
- Tyler Perry And Byron Allen Are In Talks To Acquire BET From Paramount
- Lenny Kravitz Maintains Rock God Status With Bubble Bath Thirst Trap And A Phone Call From Denzel Washington During Performance
- Sonya Massey’s Family Accuse Police Of An Attempted Cover-Up After Shooting
- New TLC Show ‘Seeking Brother Husband’ Showcases Polyandrous Sisters
Do I start off slow?
Maybe he enjoys some light licking and grazing of the lips before I really delve into it, or maybe he’s wondering why I’m wasting his and my time.
- Anita Baker To Embark On Nationwide Tour For The First Time Since 1995
- Tyler Perry And Byron Allen Are In Talks To Acquire BET From Paramount
- Lenny Kravitz Maintains Rock God Status With Bubble Bath Thirst Trap And A Phone Call From Denzel Washington During Performance
- Sonya Massey’s Family Accuse Police Of An Attempted Cover-Up After Shooting
- New TLC Show ‘Seeking Brother Husband’ Showcases Polyandrous Sisters
Do I start off fast?
Maybe it seems like I’m just eager to get this over with if I go in strong from the beginning.
- Anita Baker To Embark On Nationwide Tour For The First Time Since 1995
- Tyler Perry And Byron Allen Are In Talks To Acquire BET From Paramount
- Lenny Kravitz Maintains Rock God Status With Bubble Bath Thirst Trap And A Phone Call From Denzel Washington During Performance
- Sonya Massey’s Family Accuse Police Of An Attempted Cover-Up After Shooting
- New TLC Show ‘Seeking Brother Husband’ Showcases Polyandrous Sisters
I’ll do this on my knees
Oh no, now my knees hurt. I have to try to find subtle, natural times to re-adjust so he isn’t pulled out of the moment thinking I’m in pain.
- Anita Baker To Embark On Nationwide Tour For The First Time Since 1995
- Tyler Perry And Byron Allen Are In Talks To Acquire BET From Paramount
- Lenny Kravitz Maintains Rock God Status With Bubble Bath Thirst Trap And A Phone Call From Denzel Washington During Performance
- Sonya Massey’s Family Accuse Police Of An Attempted Cover-Up After Shooting
- New TLC Show ‘Seeking Brother Husband’ Showcases Polyandrous Sisters
I’ll do this on my side
Wait…what? What was I thinking! This makes no sense. But man…it is nice to rest for a second.
- Anita Baker To Embark On Nationwide Tour For The First Time Since 1995
- Tyler Perry And Byron Allen Are In Talks To Acquire BET From Paramount
- Lenny Kravitz Maintains Rock God Status With Bubble Bath Thirst Trap And A Phone Call From Denzel Washington During Performance
- Sonya Massey’s Family Accuse Police Of An Attempted Cover-Up After Shooting
- New TLC Show ‘Seeking Brother Husband’ Showcases Polyandrous Sisters
I get a better angle if I turn around
But now, with my va-jay-jay in his face he might think I’m prompting him to go down on me at the same time and quite frankly, it’s hard to focus while that’s happening.
- Anita Baker To Embark On Nationwide Tour For The First Time Since 1995
- Tyler Perry And Byron Allen Are In Talks To Acquire BET From Paramount
- Lenny Kravitz Maintains Rock God Status With Bubble Bath Thirst Trap And A Phone Call From Denzel Washington During Performance
- Sonya Massey’s Family Accuse Police Of An Attempted Cover-Up After Shooting
- New TLC Show ‘Seeking Brother Husband’ Showcases Polyandrous Sisters
Is he going to the return the favor?
I better not do this for ten minutes to get nothing in return!
- Anita Baker To Embark On Nationwide Tour For The First Time Since 1995
- Tyler Perry And Byron Allen Are In Talks To Acquire BET From Paramount
- Lenny Kravitz Maintains Rock God Status With Bubble Bath Thirst Trap And A Phone Call From Denzel Washington During Performance
- Sonya Massey’s Family Accuse Police Of An Attempted Cover-Up After Shooting
- New TLC Show ‘Seeking Brother Husband’ Showcases Polyandrous Sisters
I hope he doesn’t return the favor
Actually, having a guy go down on me doesn’t really do it for me. I hope he doesn’t feel obligated to return the favor.
- Anita Baker To Embark On Nationwide Tour For The First Time Since 1995
- Tyler Perry And Byron Allen Are In Talks To Acquire BET From Paramount
- Lenny Kravitz Maintains Rock God Status With Bubble Bath Thirst Trap And A Phone Call From Denzel Washington During Performance
- Sonya Massey’s Family Accuse Police Of An Attempted Cover-Up After Shooting
- New TLC Show ‘Seeking Brother Husband’ Showcases Polyandrous Sisters
What is hand and mouth coordination?
Seriously, everybody talks about it. I have no idea if I’m doing it right. Do my hand and mouth go up and down at the same time? Does the coordination refer to the pressure I’m applying?
- Anita Baker To Embark On Nationwide Tour For The First Time Since 1995
- Tyler Perry And Byron Allen Are In Talks To Acquire BET From Paramount
- Lenny Kravitz Maintains Rock God Status With Bubble Bath Thirst Trap And A Phone Call From Denzel Washington During Performance
- Sonya Massey’s Family Accuse Police Of An Attempted Cover-Up After Shooting
- New TLC Show ‘Seeking Brother Husband’ Showcases Polyandrous Sisters
Was that a moan of pleasure or pain?
His moans of pleasure sound exactly like his moans of pain. He could either be hating this or loving this.
- Anita Baker To Embark On Nationwide Tour For The First Time Since 1995
- Tyler Perry And Byron Allen Are In Talks To Acquire BET From Paramount
- Lenny Kravitz Maintains Rock God Status With Bubble Bath Thirst Trap And A Phone Call From Denzel Washington During Performance
- Sonya Massey’s Family Accuse Police Of An Attempted Cover-Up After Shooting
- New TLC Show ‘Seeking Brother Husband’ Showcases Polyandrous Sisters
Are my teeth involved?
I’ve never, ever known when my teeth were or were not touching his member. Nor do I know if a guy wants a little teeth, or hates that altogether.
- Anita Baker To Embark On Nationwide Tour For The First Time Since 1995
- Tyler Perry And Byron Allen Are In Talks To Acquire BET From Paramount
- Lenny Kravitz Maintains Rock God Status With Bubble Bath Thirst Trap And A Phone Call From Denzel Washington During Performance
- Sonya Massey’s Family Accuse Police Of An Attempted Cover-Up After Shooting
- New TLC Show ‘Seeking Brother Husband’ Showcases Polyandrous Sisters
I don’t want to swallow
And I have no idea how common it is that a woman actually does swallow. Maybe he’ll think I’m a prude if I don’t. Maybe he’ll be shocked if I do. But seriously—does anyone actually like that outside of porn?
- Anita Baker To Embark On Nationwide Tour For The First Time Since 1995
- Tyler Perry And Byron Allen Are In Talks To Acquire BET From Paramount
- Lenny Kravitz Maintains Rock God Status With Bubble Bath Thirst Trap And A Phone Call From Denzel Washington During Performance
- Sonya Massey’s Family Accuse Police Of An Attempted Cover-Up After Shooting
- New TLC Show ‘Seeking Brother Husband’ Showcases Polyandrous Sisters
