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Eat A Snack In Public

If you’re craving a banana, Popsicle, ice pop or any other phallic food you’re better off saving it until you get home. Otherwise, brace yourself for some unwanted attention and maybe even an acappella rendition of “Lollipop.”

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Or Any Stranger Alone For That Matter

It’s nothing for him to pick up that Craigslist item. But you’ve seen enough episodes of “Kidnap & Rescue” to make sure you tell three friends where you’ve gone and forward his number just in case something happens.