Even when she’s on our last nerve we can’t be mad at her for saying these things.
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Not Your Personal Chef
Well can somebody fix me a plate?
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*sniffle*
So the whoopin you just gave me doesn’t count?
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This Fork
Cleanliness is next to Godliness.
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At 4 p.m.
But I’m not sleepy…
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Fast Food
If you gave me some allowance I would…
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I’m Not Going To Do My Kids Like This…
Yes you will.
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You Need to Get Better At Being Psychic
Her: “You know that’s not the one I wanted.”
You: :/
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Every Time
Do they teach this move in mom school?
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McDonalds
Can’t ever ask for nothin’. You just wait til I’m grown.
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Every Mom Ever
Second only to “I’ll beat the black off you.”
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Morning
“Don’t make me come in here and tell you again.”
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Babies
You shouldn’t be giving the milk away for free.
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Questions
Two seconds later: Did you hear me? Answer me!
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At the Store
But can I just have this one?
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You’re Alright
Just put some butter on it.
