The People Of Walmart Part 2: Home Of The Struggle

We never really found out why friends let friends dress this way at Walmart. And now we’ve got even more questions for the fashion struggles at Wally World.

Swing Low, Sweet Chariot

(In our negro spiritual voice)

Questions

How does she keep a job, wipe, wash and not accidentally stab herself in the eye?

Just No

That is a lot of exposure.

Hmm…

The best part of this picture is that man’s face.

Umm…

Can anyone identify the nature of these extensions?

Those Don’t Fit

Can we all agree that these implants are getting out of hand?

Onesie

If she turns around and puts those dirty feet in the bed, we’re going to #die.

O.O

Where is his mama? This young man needs more supervision.

The Hamburglar

Don’t you hate it when you accidentally dress up like a cartoon burger thief?

What Not to Wear

Anyone else expect Stacy and Clinton to come jumping out of somewhere?

Money, Money, Money, Money

Mon-nay. (Some people got to have it)

Hold On

Lord, please let those pants stay up. Amen.

Dress Code

Ladies and gentleman, that is underwear. He is not wearing pants. We repeat. He is not wearing pants.

Spongebob Scare Pants

OK, but she’s so square this sort of makes sense.