15 Signs Your Biological Clock Is Ticking
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Meg Butler
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March 25, 2014
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Naomi Campbell is 43 and just getting serious about having kids. That’s a long time to miss the tick.
Could your biological clock be going off? Time to recognize the signs.
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You Grab Random Babies At Church
He’s so cute…
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You Stop Pregnant Women to Ask Them Questions
Suddenly the whole process is just fascinating.
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You Start Judging Dudes on Daddy Potential
Tick, Tick, Tick, Tick, Tick…
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And Looking for Signs
Condom broke…must be fate.
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Period Two Days Late?
Start browsing for baby clothes online.
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Then You Get It And Feel Relieved
But also a little bit sad…
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You Want to Babysit…A Lot
Ya’ll going out tonight? I’ll watch ’em. Staying in? I’ll watch ’em.
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You Get A Dog
And start dressing him up…
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You Start Taking Pretend Pregnancy Photos
Porsha…
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You Watch Toddlers and Tiaras
And start making plans.
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You’ve Been Watching A Lot of Cute Baby Videos
All day. On repeat.
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You’re Rooting for Kenya to Have a Baby
Because you know how it feels to want to be a mom (even if your sanity is in question).
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You Can’t Stand to Hear a Baby Cry
Because it makes you want to pick that stranger’s baby up.
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You Start Counting Your Baby-Making Years
And it feels like there aren’t many left…
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This Photo of the Smiths Is the Last Straw
And now you want a family. Stat.
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