14 Crazy Thoughts You'll Have If You're Single New Year's Eve
14 Crazy Thoughts You’ll Think If You’re Single New Year’s Eve
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Come New Years Eve at midnight, there is a big magical moment and you’re either inside of it or you feel very, very outside of it. And where do you go when you feel left out? In your head, of course. Here are 14 crazy thoughts you’re likely to have if you’re single New Year’s Eve.
- Wendy Williams’ Son Kevin Hunter Jr. Evicted From Miami Apartment
- Adonis Dfetty Immediately Stirs Up Drama And Fist Fights In ‘Bad Boys Texas’ House
- Nia Long Isn’t Happy With How The Boston Celtics Handled Ime Udoka’s Cheating Scandal
- Lenny Kravitz Maintains Rock God Status With Bubble Bath Thirst Trap And A Phone Call From Denzel Washington During Performance
- New TLC Show ‘Seeking Brother Husband’ Showcases Polyandrous Sisters
Maybe I’ll fall in love with my New Year’s kiss
That guy I’ve been eyeing all night—the one I haven’t said one word to but plan on walking up to confidently at midnight and kissing—maybe he’ll be the love of my life.
- Wendy Williams’ Son Kevin Hunter Jr. Evicted From Miami Apartment
- Adonis Dfetty Immediately Stirs Up Drama And Fist Fights In ‘Bad Boys Texas’ House
- Nia Long Isn’t Happy With How The Boston Celtics Handled Ime Udoka’s Cheating Scandal
- Lenny Kravitz Maintains Rock God Status With Bubble Bath Thirst Trap And A Phone Call From Denzel Washington During Performance
- New TLC Show ‘Seeking Brother Husband’ Showcases Polyandrous Sisters
Maybe New Year’s Eve will bring my ex back to me
They say magic happens on New Year’s Eve. Maybe the ex that I pine after will finally realize tonight that we’re meant to be together and he’ll track me down, getting to me just in time for a midnight kiss.
- Wendy Williams’ Son Kevin Hunter Jr. Evicted From Miami Apartment
- Adonis Dfetty Immediately Stirs Up Drama And Fist Fights In ‘Bad Boys Texas’ House
- Nia Long Isn’t Happy With How The Boston Celtics Handled Ime Udoka’s Cheating Scandal
- Lenny Kravitz Maintains Rock God Status With Bubble Bath Thirst Trap And A Phone Call From Denzel Washington During Performance
- New TLC Show ‘Seeking Brother Husband’ Showcases Polyandrous Sisters
Maybe I should let my mom set me up
Her doctor’s son with the adult braces and Xbox collection sounds kind of nice actually…
- Wendy Williams’ Son Kevin Hunter Jr. Evicted From Miami Apartment
- Adonis Dfetty Immediately Stirs Up Drama And Fist Fights In ‘Bad Boys Texas’ House
- Nia Long Isn’t Happy With How The Boston Celtics Handled Ime Udoka’s Cheating Scandal
- Lenny Kravitz Maintains Rock God Status With Bubble Bath Thirst Trap And A Phone Call From Denzel Washington During Performance
- New TLC Show ‘Seeking Brother Husband’ Showcases Polyandrous Sisters
Maybe I should give that boring guy a second chance
Any guy I ever ditched just because there wasn’t fireworks, I should call him up and give him a second chance. I mean, come on, you can’t always expect fireworks! Think of arranged marriages! They have very low divorce rates! Hmm…I wonder if I can get an arranged marriage…
- Wendy Williams’ Son Kevin Hunter Jr. Evicted From Miami Apartment
- Adonis Dfetty Immediately Stirs Up Drama And Fist Fights In ‘Bad Boys Texas’ House
- Nia Long Isn’t Happy With How The Boston Celtics Handled Ime Udoka’s Cheating Scandal
- Lenny Kravitz Maintains Rock God Status With Bubble Bath Thirst Trap And A Phone Call From Denzel Washington During Performance
- New TLC Show ‘Seeking Brother Husband’ Showcases Polyandrous Sisters
Maybe I should accept the booty call set up with that one guy
Sure, he says he isn’t emotionally available and he never lets me spend the night, but we have good conversation, good sex, and I like sleeping at my own place anyways. It’s basically a relationship—he doesn’t have to think it is.
- Wendy Williams’ Son Kevin Hunter Jr. Evicted From Miami Apartment
- Adonis Dfetty Immediately Stirs Up Drama And Fist Fights In ‘Bad Boys Texas’ House
- Nia Long Isn’t Happy With How The Boston Celtics Handled Ime Udoka’s Cheating Scandal
- Lenny Kravitz Maintains Rock God Status With Bubble Bath Thirst Trap And A Phone Call From Denzel Washington During Performance
- New TLC Show ‘Seeking Brother Husband’ Showcases Polyandrous Sisters
I just need to lose 20 pounds—that’ll do it
If I were just really, really svelte all the right men would see what a wonderful woman I am and I would never be alone again.
- Wendy Williams’ Son Kevin Hunter Jr. Evicted From Miami Apartment
- Adonis Dfetty Immediately Stirs Up Drama And Fist Fights In ‘Bad Boys Texas’ House
- Nia Long Isn’t Happy With How The Boston Celtics Handled Ime Udoka’s Cheating Scandal
- Lenny Kravitz Maintains Rock God Status With Bubble Bath Thirst Trap And A Phone Call From Denzel Washington During Performance
- New TLC Show ‘Seeking Brother Husband’ Showcases Polyandrous Sisters
I just need to become a little famous—that’ll do it
If I just make a YouTube video that goes viral or save a child from a burning building or stop a terrorist plan, men will flock to me.
- Wendy Williams’ Son Kevin Hunter Jr. Evicted From Miami Apartment
- Adonis Dfetty Immediately Stirs Up Drama And Fist Fights In ‘Bad Boys Texas’ House
- Nia Long Isn’t Happy With How The Boston Celtics Handled Ime Udoka’s Cheating Scandal
- Lenny Kravitz Maintains Rock God Status With Bubble Bath Thirst Trap And A Phone Call From Denzel Washington During Performance
- New TLC Show ‘Seeking Brother Husband’ Showcases Polyandrous Sisters
Maybe I’m a lesbian
Women are attractive. I can see that. Maybe I can get into that. They’re so much easier to understand than men. Maybe I’ll kiss my best friend at midnight…
- Wendy Williams’ Son Kevin Hunter Jr. Evicted From Miami Apartment
- Adonis Dfetty Immediately Stirs Up Drama And Fist Fights In ‘Bad Boys Texas’ House
- Nia Long Isn’t Happy With How The Boston Celtics Handled Ime Udoka’s Cheating Scandal
- Lenny Kravitz Maintains Rock God Status With Bubble Bath Thirst Trap And A Phone Call From Denzel Washington During Performance
- New TLC Show ‘Seeking Brother Husband’ Showcases Polyandrous Sisters
Maybe I’m too picky
I should just stop following my gut and ignore all red flags. I’m obviously too picky. I need to lower my standards.
- Wendy Williams’ Son Kevin Hunter Jr. Evicted From Miami Apartment
- Adonis Dfetty Immediately Stirs Up Drama And Fist Fights In ‘Bad Boys Texas’ House
- Nia Long Isn’t Happy With How The Boston Celtics Handled Ime Udoka’s Cheating Scandal
- Lenny Kravitz Maintains Rock God Status With Bubble Bath Thirst Trap And A Phone Call From Denzel Washington During Performance
- New TLC Show ‘Seeking Brother Husband’ Showcases Polyandrous Sisters
All my couple friends are secretly miserable
That’s it! That’s the big secret. All of these smiling couples go home and hate one another. Yeah. I’m the lucky one.
- Wendy Williams’ Son Kevin Hunter Jr. Evicted From Miami Apartment
- Adonis Dfetty Immediately Stirs Up Drama And Fist Fights In ‘Bad Boys Texas’ House
- Nia Long Isn’t Happy With How The Boston Celtics Handled Ime Udoka’s Cheating Scandal
- Lenny Kravitz Maintains Rock God Status With Bubble Bath Thirst Trap And A Phone Call From Denzel Washington During Performance
- New TLC Show ‘Seeking Brother Husband’ Showcases Polyandrous Sisters
I should get my eggs frozen
It’s never too early!
- Wendy Williams’ Son Kevin Hunter Jr. Evicted From Miami Apartment
- Adonis Dfetty Immediately Stirs Up Drama And Fist Fights In ‘Bad Boys Texas’ House
- Nia Long Isn’t Happy With How The Boston Celtics Handled Ime Udoka’s Cheating Scandal
- Lenny Kravitz Maintains Rock God Status With Bubble Bath Thirst Trap And A Phone Call From Denzel Washington During Performance
- New TLC Show ‘Seeking Brother Husband’ Showcases Polyandrous Sisters
I should go to a sperm bank
I don’t need a man to raise a child, and having a child would distract me from how lonely I am, and it would give me purpose in my life.
- Wendy Williams’ Son Kevin Hunter Jr. Evicted From Miami Apartment
- Adonis Dfetty Immediately Stirs Up Drama And Fist Fights In ‘Bad Boys Texas’ House
- Nia Long Isn’t Happy With How The Boston Celtics Handled Ime Udoka’s Cheating Scandal
- Lenny Kravitz Maintains Rock God Status With Bubble Bath Thirst Trap And A Phone Call From Denzel Washington During Performance
- New TLC Show ‘Seeking Brother Husband’ Showcases Polyandrous Sisters
I need to get on at least 5 dating sites
I’m going to get serious about online dating this year. I’m going to sign up for all of the sites and go on at least five dates a week.
- Wendy Williams’ Son Kevin Hunter Jr. Evicted From Miami Apartment
- Adonis Dfetty Immediately Stirs Up Drama And Fist Fights In ‘Bad Boys Texas’ House
- Nia Long Isn’t Happy With How The Boston Celtics Handled Ime Udoka’s Cheating Scandal
- Lenny Kravitz Maintains Rock God Status With Bubble Bath Thirst Trap And A Phone Call From Denzel Washington During Performance
- New TLC Show ‘Seeking Brother Husband’ Showcases Polyandrous Sisters
This year, I won’t date at all
I’ll be celibate this year. It will be good for me. I can take a breather, collect my thoughts. Yeah—I can stay away from men for a year. That’s easy. Ooh who is that guy???
- Wendy Williams’ Son Kevin Hunter Jr. Evicted From Miami Apartment
- Adonis Dfetty Immediately Stirs Up Drama And Fist Fights In ‘Bad Boys Texas’ House
- Nia Long Isn’t Happy With How The Boston Celtics Handled Ime Udoka’s Cheating Scandal
- Lenny Kravitz Maintains Rock God Status With Bubble Bath Thirst Trap And A Phone Call From Denzel Washington During Performance
- New TLC Show ‘Seeking Brother Husband’ Showcases Polyandrous Sisters
