If truth be told, most of us were not fabulous everyday in 2010. Perfection is impossible but some things are just inexcusable. If you realize you’ve committed some of these style sins, reform and repent for the New Year.
The Velour Sweatsuit
The velour jump suit hit the fashion scene hard near the beginning of the decade and this sucker is still hanging on for dear life. Popularized by nearly every celebrity on the go, these jumpsuits were everywhere…EVERYWHERE. But now that we’re entering the second decade of the 21st century, let’s part ways. There are other ways cute and comfortable can meet. Besides, it’s played out.
Panty Shorts
I don’t like the winter but if it means a break from these God-awful shorts I’ll gladly take it. There is nothing worse than a lady trying too hard; and nothing screams thirsty for attention louder than a grown woman wearing shorts made for a six year old. Just because some women can [barely] get away with the daisy duke look doesn’t mean this is a fashion trend for you. It’s tacky. Burn these shorts and your vagina will thank you.
Plaid Tops
There is nothing particularly wrong with the button, 3/4 sleeved, collared plaid shirt. It’s just so tired and ordinary at this point. For some reason black women jumped on this trend with both feet and with pleather belts and leggings, this trend was revitalized itself several times over. But now it’s time to put the plaid down and step back slowly.
The Limp Pleather Belt
There is nothing wrong with pleather, especially if you’re into protecting our four legged ones; but, as with most things in life, there is a right and a wrong way to do things. The object of pleather is to resemble leather in some form or fashion. If you put your belt on and it hangs lifelessly by your hip, its not right. Burn this as well. Step back it may be flammable.
High- heeled “Jordans”
If your inner tom-boy and girly girl are waging a war please don’t let it affect your footwear. There is nothing wrong with a good knock off as long as it’s remotely believable. Neither Michael Jordan nor Nike have introduced such a product. Avoid it like the plague.
Lace Front Wig
Does this picture scare you? It should. Thanks to Beyoncé lace front wigs have been showing up on misguided heads across the country. If you don’t get an excellent lace front you run the risk of exposing yourself. If you absolutely must wear a lace front make sure it’s top quality and even then you still may be found out.
Ill-fitting Jumpsuits
There is nothing wrong with a jumpsuit as long as you get the right fit. It shouldn’t be too slouchy or you’ll look frumpy and by all means not too tight. That probably means the denim one should be retired. Combine the best of both worlds with blousy and baggy on the top and bottom respectively with a cinched or belted waist.
Bad Leggings
Every woman loves her leggings! They’re unbelievably comfortable, stylish and affordable. But don’t let your love blind you. Make sure your leggings always flatter your body. In many instances that means covering your butt with a shirt. If you want it all to hang out make sure you’re wearing the right underwear and skip the patterns.
Mistaking Money for Class
Don’t fall into the trap that something is stylish or fashionable simply because it’s expensive. The shoe was called dubbed the worst shoe ever made, yet it costs $995.00. If a shoe or item of clothing looks good and fits well, you’ll look classy and well put together no matter the price.
Visible Panty Lines
Here it is- the panty line. It shows up on fashion faux pas lists year in and year out, yet some of us aren’t getting the message; so we need a reminder. We’ve all been there. We’re late and the only pants that don’t need ironing are the ones that cut off your circulation. So in an effort to be on time you left the house wearing them. And that will be the very day some cruel individual with a camera snaps your picture and you and your four butt cheeks end up on the internet. Maybe that’s a bit of an exaggeration but it’s very plausible. Throw those pants out and have a happy new year!
