15 Celebrities Whose Names Are Crude Insults Now - Page 13

Fame is a funny thing. One day everyone loves you and the next day you’re the butt of everyone’s jokes. These celebrities never managed to outlive their most embarrassing moments. And now they’re antics are even more famous than their careers.

Chris Brown

He “Chris Brown’d” Rihanna in 2009 and he’s still trying to get the world to let it go. But when Seth McFarlane opens the Oscars with a joke at your expense, you’ve already earned a permanent place as a national punch line.

R. Kelly

Calling a man ‘R. Kelly’ isn’t a fun way to compliment his singing skills. It’s a sign that he needs to stop going to the local high school to find dates.

Ike Turner

Before Chris Brown landed on the scene, dudes who pulled an “Ike” had gotten themselves into some serious domestic violence trouble.

Jennifer Aniston

“I’m Angelina, you Jennifer.” We feel bad for Jennifer because this wasn’t her fault…but she’s still the poster child for women who find themselves replaced by the other woman.

Al Green

“Girl, I’m going to stick to you like hot grits on Al Green.” What you know about those old school pickup lines?

Dwight Howard

This isn’t a thing, but it needs to be. We all know a dude with baby mothers coming out of the woodwork. And “Dwight Howard” should be his new nick name. This week it’s five kids by five baby mothers. He needs to slow down before he’s more famous for being a dead beat dad than being a pro baller.

Joseline

“Joseline loves her some Steebie…” About 30 seconds into her 15 minutes of fame, Joseline became the poster child for a woman who won’t leave a man alone no matter how scandalous he is.

Paula Deen

You know you call that hateful old woman at work “Paula Deen” under your breath. She’s the official new poster child for good old fashioned southern racism.

Superhead

Karrine Steffans’ nickname has been synonymous with sloring for as long as we can remember.

Shabba Ranks

“Mr. Ugly Man, Shabba!” For a while, we all got together and declared Shabba Ranks the ugliest man on the planet. If a man ever heard a woman mutter “Shabba” under her breath, he knew it wasn’t a compliment.

Left Eye

“OK, ‘Left Eye’ put the bleach down.” Lisa Lopes has been resting in peace for years. But her famous fire will inspire angry exes ’til the end of time.

Elizabeth Taylor

Liz was one of the greatest actresses of her generation, but we’ll all remember her for tying the knot a staggering eight times.

Drake

“Thanks to his Degrassi roots, Canadian background and a little influence from Kendrick Lamar, Drake is holding down the title of “most sensitive rapper in the game.”

Stacey Dash

Lets start by saying “sellout” isn’t a nice word. It’s reductive, dismissive and we don’t really use it. But some people do use that word and Stacey Dash’s name is quickly becoming synonymous with it. She supported Paula Deen, voted for Mitt Romney, called the Obama administration “a bunch of bullies” and shaded Bey and Jay for their trip to Cuba. And we’ve got a feeling that “Stacey Dash” name will one day replace “Herman Cain” and “Condoleeza Rice”.