12 WTH Questions About Sunday Night’s RHOA - Page 13

At first, it’s hard to get yourself to stay up and watch a daggone “reality” show on the telly tube when the work day begins on Monday, but these crazy McCrazies on RHOA make it all worth the Prada bags underneath our eyes. We have so many WTH questions to ask about this Sunday Dec. 12th’s episode of RHOA, that we’ve decided to do 12 WTH questions instead of our usual 10. (Take the “W” in WTH to mean either who the heck, what the heck, why the heck or where the heck, mmkay)? Got it? Now, let’s get started…

1. WTH is this threesome, love triangle mess going on with Peter, Nene and Cynthia? LOL!

LMAO! We had to fall *dead* on the floor when Cynthia gave Nene that love letter–or was it a friend contract?–yes, “friend contract” and Nene had to proclaim, “but, Cynthia, we’re not married!” Everyone noticed Cynthia’s obsession with Nene and it was hilarious that Cynthia couldn’t see the irony in giving Nene a friend contract, when Nene was having major problems with her marriage contract! Also, how priceless was the scene with Peter and Nene making up? The Nene-Cynthia-Peter love triangle (or love “square,” if you count Gregg as the fourth person in this orgy of madness) got even juicier as Nene told Peter that she was now “back in love” with him. After saying that hilariousness to Peter, Nene blew a kiss and walked away, leaving Peter probably turned on and turned out, deep down side! OMG! WTH! Please make it stop! Actually, no, no…give us more!

2. WTH is Nene always drinking wine?
Nene, girl, do we have to take you to counseling for your alcohol at any time? Why are you always having a damn glass of wine? Gregg gets on your nerves: so you need a glass of wine. You’re having a chat with one of the other nutty ‘housewives’: so you need a glass of wine. Sheree doesn’t come on stage to perform on time: so you need a glass of wine. In fact, didn’t Nene say she “could have been in the car drinking a glass of wine” when she got tired of waiting on Sheree’s theatrical performance? WTH does Nene drink more wine than 12 French farmers at a grape farm? Just saying!

3. WTH does Sheree pause so much when she talks?
What made Sheree’s acting so…”uhm, interesting” in this Sunday’s episode of RHOA was the fact that she couldn’t deliver her lines without pausing! But it dawned on us that she wasn’t pausing because she didn’t know her lines. She was pausing because she always pauses when she talks normally! LMAO. Can. Not. Take. It!!!

4. Damn, WTH is Nene looking so damn good though, seriously?
Alright, so we know we mentioned this fact in a previous post, but seriously, Nene is looking good to the point of looking better than almost every daggone body on that show…and it’s scary! And, no…we’re not forming a crush on Nene like Cynthia (or Peter…hehe).

5. WTH is everybody forgetting that Cynthia’s girl crush on Nene is NOT the first girl crush among the characters on that show?
Remember when Kim first met Sheree? Remember dat?!! Remember how they were both loving up on each other and calling each other “the white version” and “the black version” of themselves? Ahhh–see? You forgot that mess didn’t you? Cynthia’s crush on Nene is just a version of Kim’s crush on Sheree, honey.

6. WTH is Kim actually more hilarious than we even realize sometimes?
OMG! Who else *died* when Kim started eating fatty, cheesy pizza while getting the fat burned off her body? Or, when she fell to the ground and “quit” because she just couldn’t learn her choreography anymore? Almost everything she does is funny because she doesn’t take herself too seriously. Even when she’s mad, she’s really mostly concerned about how good she’s going to look the next morning. LOL! Gotta love Kim.

7. WTH does Dwight have problematic grammatical constructions?
OK. In the context of ‘Housewives,’ we try to let loose around these parts and not focus too much on grammar, but if Dwight keeps it up, we’re going to have to drag him into community college next semester, because um…no. Did anybody notice when he said, “Cynthia and Kim was good friend?” Cynthia and Kim was good friend, Dwight? All that daggone money you spend on your clothes and you can’t get somebody to teach you subject-verb agreement? What is really going on?

8. WTH was this RHOA episode full of the best one-liners?
OMG! ROTFLMAO. Please say you caught these priceless one-liners from Sunday’s show:

Phaedra (speaking about Kim): “Just ’cause you strip in a nurse’s outfit does not make you a nurse, honey.”

Kim (speaking about her new man): “He’s 25 years old! He just came out of the womb! He’s probably Phaedra’s son!”

Nene (speaking about Cynthia’s girl crush on her): “She can’t spread her legs for me; what am I gonna do with it? I’ll be just like an OBGYN!”

* dead *

9. WTH is Cynthia not aware of previous RHOA episodes with Nene?
Just wanted to ask: did Cynthia watch RHOA before she came aboard? She does know what happens to all “friendships” with Nene, rrrroooiiight? We wish Cynthia and Nene the best and all, but not sure why Cynthia insists on them being so close.

10. WTH does Nene have two amazingly distinct sides to her personality?
Don’t you love when Nene changes her voice into that faux bourgeoisie tone (e.g. when she tells Peter, “I was like who is this man on the phone? Could this be Peter? Like, oh my God”)? She’s great at being funny and bourgie…but then she’s also great at being feisty and ghetto. Hmmm…that’s right. Almost forgot: boughetto!

11. WTH does Kim always have surprising skill sets she always claims she’s been doing for years?
Kim, WTH, for real? First, you tell us you’ve been wanting to sing since you were born (*side eye*). Then, you tell us you were a nurse for umpteen years. Now, this Sunday, we discover you “did ballet, tap, jazz, all of that,” for 15 years! WTH! Who are you, and what do you do for a living, girl?

**BONUS: 13) WTH were Phaedra and her mom and Dwight talking like they were in a theatrical production involving too few words and too much tonal emphasis?
Did you see Dwight’s entrance into Phaedra’s home? He, Phaedra and her mom were all dragging and singing their hellos and saying nothing but “ahhh, okay, ooo…look at your hat, Dwight” for a good 12 minutes before they started talking about anything else concrete (a.k.a. gossip). Yeah. It was weird.

Good day.

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For some of our previous reports on your favorite McCrazies, check out:

• For Sunday, Dec. 5, 2010: 10 SMDH Questions About Sunday Night’s RHOA
• For Sunday, Nov. 28, 2010: 10 WTF Questions About Sunday Night’s RHOA
• For Sunday, Oct. 24, 2010: The Boughetto Housewives of Atlanta