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He calls you ten times a day

He calls excessively, and the majority of each phone call consists of him asking you about your day and checking in on a detail you mentioned earlier. Essentially he’s checking in a lot because he expects you to get angry if he doesn’t call enough.

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He consults you before accepting an invitation

Before giving someone even a tentative answer to an invite, he says, “I have to ask my girlfriend.” And when he does bring it up, he always adds the tag, “But I don’t have to go if you don’t want me to. It’s no big deal.”

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He relates everything back to you

No matter who is talking and what they’re talking about, he finds a way to bring the conversation back to you, and compliment you or praise you in some way. He’s afraid of what will happen if you don’t feel you’re getting enough attention.

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He talks extensively about your wardrobe/shopping

He’ll actually get into extended conversations about which colors and styles work best on you, and whether or not you should return that new pair of jeans, and which stores have the greatest sales. Do you honestly think he enjoys that talk?

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He talks bad about his exes a lot

He constantly tells you how annoying, dumb or unattractive his exes are. He counts the ways that you’re better than his exes. This is just because he’s afraid that if she comes up/another friend brings her up, you’ll go into a rage of jealousy.

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You enjoy yourself in bed, and he doesn’t

There have been plenty of times when your guy hasn’t achieved the goal of sex. Something is wrong there. It’s easy for guys. UNLESS they feel like they have to dedicate an hour to pleasing their girlfriend, and getting nothing out of it themselves, in order to satisfy her. Then things sort of…fall apart for them.

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He talks about how “stupid” guy stuff is

When you say guys watching football or going to a strip club is stupid, he totally agrees and talks about how repulsive he thinks those activities are too. Yeah right, he most likely loves that stuff! He just thinks you’ll bite his head off if he admits it.

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He’s all about hanging with your parents

He is very enthusiastic about hanging with your parents, and even plans wine tasting and picnics with them. FYI: he’d much rather be at a bar with his buddies. But he’s afraid you’ll say he’s not involved enough in his life.