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There’s a time and a place to tear the club up, but one day you’ll walk in a party and suddenly everybody looks young, it’s hot, and your feet hurt. Don’t be sad when you hang up your sky high heels for good. There are lots of reasons to be glad that your clubbing days are over.

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No More “Guessing Game”

The Guessing Game is when a man from last night calls you from the club and you’re trying to guess from his voice whether he’s really as attractive as you thought he was. Everybody looks good at 2am on a Saturday. In the cold light of day, its another story.

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No More Hiding the Stamp at Church

You go to shake someone’s hand and they notice that last night’s door stamp didn’t wash off all the way. Now you have to hide your right hand or else you’ll get the hypocritical side eye from everyone who remembered to spend a little extra time scrubbing there’s off.