Real Housewives of Atlanta - Seasons & Episodes

1. Why does Kim play the “blonde” role a little too well? SMDH.
Her singing instructor had to tell her: “the word is ‘whoa’,” so that she should pronounce the word “whoa” well? Granted her singing instructor was a bit condescending, but dang! Help us out, Kimmy! The perception of Kim as ‘ditz’ was on overdrive this past Sunday! “Kim, do you know what the word “pretentious” means?” And, no, “you don’t need to go Jim Carrey on us.” Those quotes from her voice coach were priceless. LOL! OMG. SMDH.

2. OMG – why don’t these “real housewives” like  education? SMDH.

So, at first Sheree was a fashion designer…she was a…er…fashion show-with-no-fashions professional…with no experience. And, that was fine. We gave her kudos. Now, all of a sudden, she’s an actress extraordinaire? She says, thanks for teaching me some poses, Cynthia, but “I’m not tryna be a model, I’m an actress.” Are you really, Sheree? What happened to She by Sheree? Are you off that? People dedicate their whole lives to cultivating their crafts as designers. SMH. It’s like, why do all these women want to be a model, actress or singer or something entertainment-related (except for Phaedra, but even she’s an “entertainment lawyer” – go figure. LOL)? Are they allergic to books? Nobody wants a college degree in architecture, or an M.B.A.? A Ph.D.? No? Not so much? SMDH.

3. Why is Phaedra not getting the hang of motherhood? SMDH.
Not sure that divatude should apply when caring for a newborn, but Phaedra seems to want to apply extra divatude any and every time she’s holding her baby! Come oOon, Phae-Phae! That’s why that lil bundle of cuteness pooped all over ya! You don’t see the baby squirting poop on Apollo do you? No. Phaedra’s baby pooped on her to send her a warning: mommy, I think your pretenses are full of sh…!!!

4. Why is Nene unnecessarily…antagonistic? SMDH.
There’s a time to holler, and a time to keep it monotone. Nene knows not which time is which. When Peter complained about Cynthia talking to Nene, all she had to do was either stop talking to Cynthia so much (I mean, whatever happened to the “I just wanna be by my darn self” mantra, Nene?) or just ask Peter about the situation in a non-confrontational way. But no…it had to be raaa-raaa-raaa-raaa…OMG. Headache. But, Peter’s not cleared in this situation. See our next question –>

5. OMG. Did Peter just try to regulate Cynthia’s phone use? Is she twelve years old? SMDH.
Love is a beautiful thing. Really, it is. And Peter and Cynthia can be cute as two puppies playing with cotton candy balls. But, why in the hot chocolate heck was Peter nagging Cynthia about getting off the phone? We get his point, sort of. We get that it’s important to spend quality time with your mate, especially if he’s out running a business all day, but do Cynthia and Nene really spend that much time on the phone? What do you think about Peter Pan Stir Fry Chef’s “house rules” for Cynthia?

6. Why is Kim’s assistant’s name “Sweetie?” SMDH.
Of all the names…Sweetie was the best one to pick for her assistant? Or did her assistant pick that name herself? Either way, sweetie, you’re over 25, yes? If so, let’s try to pick any name other than “sweetie,” especially if you leave the world of personal assistantship and start working for a chauvinist or something. Just saying.

7. Why does Kim tell her business and then act surprised when everybody asks about it?
Kim mentions every five seconds that she has slept with Tracey the D.J., but then when other people engage her shenanigans, she feigns surprise. “Oh, I’m so offended,” she says. Are ya, Kim? Why? SMDH. You’re the one who put it out there – 20 times!

8. Why have we forgotten the original cast members of RHOA?
LOL. OMG. SMDH.

9. Why are Kim’s people the only white people in Atlanta? SMDH.

Fine, they’re not at all. LOL! In fact, race really does disappear on that show. It’s like everybody is of the same race on RHOA: and the race is called bananas!

10. Why doesn’t Andy Cohen have his own daytime talk show? SMDH.
He’s adorable and funny and moves his face dramatically each time he speaks, so why do we only get Andy Cohen on his late-late show, ‘Watch What Happens Live?’ Thankfully, his show now airs at 11PM EST as opposed to midnight (like it did before). But, seriously, he rocks. Give him a show that doesn’t air while we’re getting ready to sleep…or at least one that has more lighting. His show set is as dim as a bat cave!