The ladies of the “Real Housewives of Atlanta” really put on a show on that last episode. Drama, ballerinas, boobs–was it the RHOA or Kanye’s mini-movie? Anywho, check out the highlights.
Gregg?
Where the heck was Gregg when Nene was having her surgery? Clearly they were not on the best of terms, but surgery of any kind is a big deal. If you were beefed out with your significant other, wouldn’t you still at least make sure he was doing okay? Geesh. By the way, I’m with Nene’s friend Diana. She did not need that nose job, but hey, it’s her face. Making the “girls” higher and smaller seemed like a good idea and I think lots more women would get their pooch sucked out if they could afford it. Would you ever consider plastic surgery of any kind?
Doctor “Feel Good”
The blogs already let us know that “Dr” Tiy-E is not a licensed doctor of any sort. Clearly, Sheree is not aware of this yet on the show because she’s still entertaining this clown’s advances. Beyond the fake doctor thing though, doesn’t he just seem corny and slimey? He is full of nothing but game. Everything he says sounds rehearsed. Plus, would you really want to hear your date give a seminar about why black women can’t find a man? It’s always good to hear the male perspective on relationship issues, but his “advice” sounded more like he was just blaming black women for everything. If it hurts your manhood that I open the ketchup bottle on my own, there’s something wrong with how you define your manhood, sweetie.
Eeeek!
Kim is 31 years old, which means the her parents are most likely in their 50s or early 60s. Why does her mama look 98 years old? Seriously, like how does that happen? She didn’t just have a few wrinkles. It looked like her face had melted or something. Every time the camera showed her face I gasped and felt compelled to put on moisturizer. I’m all for a woman who chooses to age naturally and not have surgery, but that didn’t look natural. It looked like something happened to her. The picture above is better. Oh and why does Kim have a chef?
Kids Are Worse Than Prison?
Cynthia and her fiancé Peter are some patient mofos. Phaedra waddled up on a soapbox, running her big pink frosted mouth about how she would never get with a man who had children already because she can’t get with baby mama drama and crazy kids. That in itself was not a horrible thing to say, but once Peter said he has five kids and he’s crazy about them, Phaedra could have said something like “Men who are great fathers are wonderful, but I’m talking about men who have children all over the place and have whatever kinds of relationships with the moms.” But no, Phaedra had to keep going with it and gloss over her husband’s issues (prison time) and how she would rather deal with that than kids. Girl, please. Cynthia is hilarious in the interview sections. She said Phaedra and Dwight looked like Miss Piggy and Willy Wonka! I howled on that one.
Sweet Kandi
Kandi is way too nice to Kim. This woman has written major hits for huge stars and she GAVE Kim’s lazy, ungrateful behind “Tardy for the Party.” Now Kim is asking her to do that all over again? No ma’am. I literally screamed at the television when Kandi invited Kim to go on tour with her. Kandi, do not waste your considerable talents on Kim. She doesn’t even have the drive to work hard. Oh, plus, SHE CAN’T SING!
Boughetto
Phaedra, Phaedra, Phaedra. Chiiiiiild! I get what she was trying to do with her babyshower. I really do. I liked the hats and gloves idea or at least the hat part. The ballerinas? Eh. She wanted a beautiful, whimsical, elegant event that celebrated the natural wonder of motherhood. I get it. Sadly, she didn’t quite reach her goal. Before she even stuck those ridiculous rhinestones on her eyelids or rammed those poor little rosebuds into her hair, the event was already headed for disaster. Phaedra was treating her baby shower like some kind of exclusive Grammys after-party. It’s a baby shower for goodness sake! That’s a time to invite your family and your real friends to celebrate the new little baby that’s on the way. It seemed like she invited all those people just so she could say “Oh, this is just like my wedding day!” How many of those 200 or so people at her baby shower do you think were her actual friends? Not many. Exactly. Telling Dwight to turn people away at the door was just silly. And what in the red lace hell was Dwight wearing to that dance lesson? Also, what does Dwight do for a living?
