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15 Types Of Women You Become After A Breakup

Good Girl Gone Bad: 15 Women A Bad Breakup Can Turn You Into

Published on June 3, 2015

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Rebounding after a breakup is rough. The relationship may be over, but you’re still not over it. Until then, you’ll find yourself stuck in one of these very familiar stages…

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A Social Media Stalker

Even though you know it’s the worst way to move on.

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A Couple Hater

You’re trying not to give that cute couple at Starbucks the side-eye, but it’s hard.

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A Forensic Scientist

You turn into an individual who’s an expert at rehashing the details of the defunct relationship, and calling her friends to ask if they know what went wrong.

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Someone With A Short Fuse

Any conversation you have with him (and any of his friends) is going to end badly.

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Ms. Suspicious

Because your ex seemed perfect in the beginning as well…

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Ms. IDGAF

Your response to any and everything that has to do with him…

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An Expert At Remaining Unbothered

Or at least pretending to remain unbothered.

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An Independent Woman

One who swears she’s going to stop chasing “boys” and chase money.

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A Really Independent Woman

Another man headache in your life? No drama for me, thanks.

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A Better Friend

Because there’s nothing like a bad relationship to make you realize how much you appreciate your good friends.

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A Choosier Lover

You waived certain requirements in your list of wants for your ex and look what happened…

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A Flirt

Just to make sure you’ve still got it.

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An Advocate Of Friends With Benefits

Because your heart just isn’t ready for anything else at the moment.

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A No B.S. Policyholder

The old you made excuses for bad behavior, but not anymore.

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