If Politicians Were Purses: 17 Clutches with an Agenda - Page 7

All our minds are forever abuzz with crazy pop culture ideas. Huffington Post, for example, brilliantly compared rappers to colleges here. So, we thought: politicians are such versatile and interesting characters, wouldn’t it be interesting if they manifested themselves as purses? As we proved before, a purse says worlds about the person toting it– so why wouldn’t it make sense if Rahm Emanuel were a Prada?

Check out the clutches we paired our favorite politicians with:

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Maxine Waters

Old school and dependable.
Dooney & Bourke North/South Bucket Bag

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• Diddy’s Defense Admits Violence But Denies Sex Trafficking In Opening Statements
• Here’s Why You Should Never Pee In The Shower, According To Health Experts
• Why Women Get The ‘Ick’ More Than Men — It Might Just Prolong Their Lives
• Terrence Howard Bashed For Rejecting Marvin Gaye Biopic Over Gay Kiss Scene
• Why Actress Amber Iman Calls ‘Goddess’ A Love Letter To Black Women In Theater [Exclusive]

Cynthia McKinney

Green.
Seashell Urth ‘Eco-Chic’ Bag in “Stella”

SEE ALSO

• Diddy’s Defense Admits Violence But Denies Sex Trafficking In Opening Statements
• Here’s Why You Should Never Pee In The Shower, According To Health Experts
• Why Women Get The ‘Ick’ More Than Men — It Might Just Prolong Their Lives
• Terrence Howard Bashed For Rejecting Marvin Gaye Biopic Over Gay Kiss Scene
• Why Actress Amber Iman Calls ‘Goddess’ A Love Letter To Black Women In Theater [Exclusive]

Nancy Pelosi

Well put-together, smart and good to have on your side.
Zip Medium Hobo by Yves Saint Laurent

SEE ALSO

• Diddy’s Defense Admits Violence But Denies Sex Trafficking In Opening Statements
• Here’s Why You Should Never Pee In The Shower, According To Health Experts
• Why Women Get The ‘Ick’ More Than Men — It Might Just Prolong Their Lives
• Terrence Howard Bashed For Rejecting Marvin Gaye Biopic Over Gay Kiss Scene
• Why Actress Amber Iman Calls ‘Goddess’ A Love Letter To Black Women In Theater [Exclusive]

Michael Steele

Black on the outside, white on the inside.
Longchamp Custom Monogram Tote

SEE ALSO

• Diddy’s Defense Admits Violence But Denies Sex Trafficking In Opening Statements
• Here’s Why You Should Never Pee In The Shower, According To Health Experts
• Why Women Get The ‘Ick’ More Than Men — It Might Just Prolong Their Lives
• Terrence Howard Bashed For Rejecting Marvin Gaye Biopic Over Gay Kiss Scene
• Why Actress Amber Iman Calls ‘Goddess’ A Love Letter To Black Women In Theater [Exclusive]

Al Sharpton

Revolutionary while contemporary in execution.
Stephanie Metallic Bag by Diane Von Furstenberg

SEE ALSO

• Diddy’s Defense Admits Violence But Denies Sex Trafficking In Opening Statements
• Here’s Why You Should Never Pee In The Shower, According To Health Experts
• Why Women Get The ‘Ick’ More Than Men — It Might Just Prolong Their Lives
• Terrence Howard Bashed For Rejecting Marvin Gaye Biopic Over Gay Kiss Scene
• Why Actress Amber Iman Calls ‘Goddess’ A Love Letter To Black Women In Theater [Exclusive]

Kevin Powell

Oh you fancy, huh?
GUESS Rene Box Bag

SEE ALSO

• Diddy’s Defense Admits Violence But Denies Sex Trafficking In Opening Statements
• Here’s Why You Should Never Pee In The Shower, According To Health Experts
• Why Women Get The ‘Ick’ More Than Men — It Might Just Prolong Their Lives
• Terrence Howard Bashed For Rejecting Marvin Gaye Biopic Over Gay Kiss Scene
• Why Actress Amber Iman Calls ‘Goddess’ A Love Letter To Black Women In Theater [Exclusive]

Rahm Emanuel

Aggressive and requires serious attention.
Prada Black Tote

SEE ALSO

• Diddy’s Defense Admits Violence But Denies Sex Trafficking In Opening Statements
• Here’s Why You Should Never Pee In The Shower, According To Health Experts
• Why Women Get The ‘Ick’ More Than Men — It Might Just Prolong Their Lives
• Terrence Howard Bashed For Rejecting Marvin Gaye Biopic Over Gay Kiss Scene
• Why Actress Amber Iman Calls ‘Goddess’ A Love Letter To Black Women In Theater [Exclusive]

Glenn Beck

Can we build the Tea Party? Yes we can!
Bob the Builder Rolling Backpack

SEE ALSO

• Diddy’s Defense Admits Violence But Denies Sex Trafficking In Opening Statements
• Here’s Why You Should Never Pee In The Shower, According To Health Experts
• Why Women Get The ‘Ick’ More Than Men — It Might Just Prolong Their Lives
• Terrence Howard Bashed For Rejecting Marvin Gaye Biopic Over Gay Kiss Scene
• Why Actress Amber Iman Calls ‘Goddess’ A Love Letter To Black Women In Theater [Exclusive]

Sarah Palin

Pseudo-patriotic, annoying to look at and not sure of makers’ motives.
Tommy Hilfiger Iconic Striped Tote

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• Diddy’s Defense Admits Violence But Denies Sex Trafficking In Opening Statements
• Here’s Why You Should Never Pee In The Shower, According To Health Experts
• Why Women Get The ‘Ick’ More Than Men — It Might Just Prolong Their Lives
• Terrence Howard Bashed For Rejecting Marvin Gaye Biopic Over Gay Kiss Scene
• Why Actress Amber Iman Calls ‘Goddess’ A Love Letter To Black Women In Theater [Exclusive]

Hillary Clinton

Dainty, but smart to have in closet.
James Hobo by Botkier

SEE ALSO

• Diddy’s Defense Admits Violence But Denies Sex Trafficking In Opening Statements
• Here’s Why You Should Never Pee In The Shower, According To Health Experts
• Why Women Get The ‘Ick’ More Than Men — It Might Just Prolong Their Lives
• Terrence Howard Bashed For Rejecting Marvin Gaye Biopic Over Gay Kiss Scene
• Why Actress Amber Iman Calls ‘Goddess’ A Love Letter To Black Women In Theater [Exclusive]

Jesse Jackson

All. Black. Everything.
Zip Top Brief by Cole Haan

SEE ALSO

• Diddy’s Defense Admits Violence But Denies Sex Trafficking In Opening Statements
• Here’s Why You Should Never Pee In The Shower, According To Health Experts
• Why Women Get The ‘Ick’ More Than Men — It Might Just Prolong Their Lives
• Terrence Howard Bashed For Rejecting Marvin Gaye Biopic Over Gay Kiss Scene
• Why Actress Amber Iman Calls ‘Goddess’ A Love Letter To Black Women In Theater [Exclusive]

John McCain

Dominating in appearance, but full of empty space.
Jefferson Large Satchel by Banana Republic

SEE ALSO

• Diddy’s Defense Admits Violence But Denies Sex Trafficking In Opening Statements
• Here’s Why You Should Never Pee In The Shower, According To Health Experts
• Why Women Get The ‘Ick’ More Than Men — It Might Just Prolong Their Lives
• Terrence Howard Bashed For Rejecting Marvin Gaye Biopic Over Gay Kiss Scene
• Why Actress Amber Iman Calls ‘Goddess’ A Love Letter To Black Women In Theater [Exclusive]

Joe Biden

Full of personality and charm, yet hard to figure out.
Tricia Bag by Club Monaco

SEE ALSO

• Diddy’s Defense Admits Violence But Denies Sex Trafficking In Opening Statements
• Here’s Why You Should Never Pee In The Shower, According To Health Experts
• Why Women Get The ‘Ick’ More Than Men — It Might Just Prolong Their Lives
• Terrence Howard Bashed For Rejecting Marvin Gaye Biopic Over Gay Kiss Scene
• Why Actress Amber Iman Calls ‘Goddess’ A Love Letter To Black Women In Theater [Exclusive]

Bill Clinton

A tad conservative, but at heart, a player.
Betsey Johnson Studded Rose Frame Purse

SEE ALSO

• Diddy’s Defense Admits Violence But Denies Sex Trafficking In Opening Statements
• Here’s Why You Should Never Pee In The Shower, According To Health Experts
• Why Women Get The ‘Ick’ More Than Men — It Might Just Prolong Their Lives
• Terrence Howard Bashed For Rejecting Marvin Gaye Biopic Over Gay Kiss Scene
• Why Actress Amber Iman Calls ‘Goddess’ A Love Letter To Black Women In Theater [Exclusive]

package Cheney

Has loyalties elsewhere.
Patricia Field Union Jack Clutch

SEE ALSO

• Diddy’s Defense Admits Violence But Denies Sex Trafficking In Opening Statements
• Here’s Why You Should Never Pee In The Shower, According To Health Experts
• Why Women Get The ‘Ick’ More Than Men — It Might Just Prolong Their Lives
• Terrence Howard Bashed For Rejecting Marvin Gaye Biopic Over Gay Kiss Scene
• Why Actress Amber Iman Calls ‘Goddess’ A Love Letter To Black Women In Theater [Exclusive]

Barack Obama

Duality between Africa and America…with swag.
Yana Handbag

SEE ALSO

• Diddy’s Defense Admits Violence But Denies Sex Trafficking In Opening Statements
• Here’s Why You Should Never Pee In The Shower, According To Health Experts
• Why Women Get The ‘Ick’ More Than Men — It Might Just Prolong Their Lives
• Terrence Howard Bashed For Rejecting Marvin Gaye Biopic Over Gay Kiss Scene
• Why Actress Amber Iman Calls ‘Goddess’ A Love Letter To Black Women In Theater [Exclusive]