By Katla McGlynn of The Huffington Post
This week, ChristWire.org published Is My Husband GAY?,” an article listing 15 tell-tale signs that your man is secretly homosexual.
We’re not sure if this is a satire or not, but from the looks of things no one really knows. We picked 9 of our favorite “commonly accepted” signs and paired them with equally ridiculous stock photos to show our readers how silly this article really was. Visit the site to see the rest of these hilarious-if-satirical, scary-if-not reasons your husband might be gay. Don’t forget to vote for the most ridiculous!
He Has A “Gym Membership But No Interest In Sports”
“Gay men use the gym as a place to socialize and to have secret liaisons in the bathrooms. If your man returns from the gym too exhausted to talk or have sex, that is a worrisome sign.”
If your husband comes home from the gym “exhausted,” it could also just be a result of working out. Wait, what are we saying? He’s DEFINITELY having “secret liaisons” in the bathroom. Obviously.
He Has A “Love Of Pop Culture” Including “‘Glee’ And ‘The Golden Girls’
“It’s quite common for young men to enjoy the science fiction end of popular culture, but when your husband becomes overly obsessed with romantic and feminine shows, that is cause for alarm.”
Is your husband a fan of shows that DON’T appear on the Sci Fi or History channel? SOUND THE ALARM
He “Travels Frequently To Big Cities Or Asia
“Big cities offer indulgence of every kind. From gay bars and clubs to prostitutes and sex bathhouses, a man seeking encounters can find them easily if he’s so inclined. Is there ever really a good excuse for a husband to visit Thailand or San Francisco without his wife?”
Ladies, if your man’s job takes him to San Fran or Thailand on business, watch out. He’s probably definitely having a gay rendezvous.
He’s “Extroverted About His Bare Chest In Public”
“Does he go shirtless in the back yard or at picnics when other men are around? Does he wear a Speedo at the beach? Does it seem like he’s purposely standing right in the middle of a crowd to show off his chest and arm muscles, peppering people with questions about how strong he looks?”
Standing shirtless in a crowd and ‘peppering’ people? That last example sounds less like the behavior of a homosexual man and more like the actions of a mentally-disturbed vagrant.
Read the rest of the story at The Huffington Post
