Astro After Noire: Cosmic Kama Sutra For May 2025 Horoscopes
Astro After Noire — Turned On By The Moon? Your May 2025 Horoscope Is Giving Cosmic Kama Sutra Vibes [Exclusive]
Welcome to Astro After Noire!
Here we’ll dive into the spicy cosmic underbelly of your romantic and sexual life, no matter your current dating status.
We seek to give you the astro heads up on what you can expect over the month, along with shining light on where you may need to become more conscious of your needs, wants, desires, and yes, your shadows.
Lock in your calendar for these important cosmic events happening this month!
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Pluto Retrograde Begins in Aquarius 5/4:
Pluto now appears to move backward, which can slow down the intense changes and transformations that may have been strong over the last six months. Adjust to what has come to pass, and work on plans for change when you pick back up the big ones.
Scorpio Full Moon rolls out on 5/12:
The Scorpio Full Moon can be an intense time of the year, and with Neptune and Venus in Aries, expect a lot of drama and passion when it comes to all things sex, love, romance, and dating. Use this transformative time to bring forth all that you desire.
Saturn Enters Aries on 5/24, joining Neptune and Venus.
This is a massive event for the year, and Saturn begins to move to Aries. Saturn is the planet of restriction and lessons, so Saturn in Aries can show we have to work on issues around our identity, our ability to take the lead and get started, and our frustrations. And with the trine of the three planets in this fiery lusty sign, expect the unexpected, especially when it comes to relationships that have run stale.
Finally, we have a Gemini New Moon on 5/26/25
On this day, the sun joins the moon in this mercurial air sign, causing all of us to make mental breakthroughs, take sped up action on any knowledge seeking, and coming up with creative ideas.
Alrighty, now let’s see what’s in store for your love, sex, and romantic life for the month of May.
AQUARIUS
This month, you’re headed deep into manifestations. But firs,t you’re going to have to explore all of those dark depths of your soul and those unspoken sexual desires. Alchemy will become your middle name after you take the time to release guilt and shame as it relates to your sexual identity. This is a great month to heal any potential childhood triggers around abuse or sexual pleasure. Setting up an Oshun altar this month and asking her to come into your dreams to help you to release what doesn’t serve and manifest what does will take you quite far.
May Manifestation Mantra: I release the shackles of guilt and shame for my sexual appetite.
Best Date Nights: 14th, 16th, 22nd
PISCES
Long-held secrets about your family’s sacred wisdom will come tumbling out of the witch’s closet this month. You may come to find out that many of the people in your family do actually have strong psychic, occult powers and often use the power of the big O to bring about the outcomes they wish to have unfold in their lives. Your own third eye chakra is also expanding, rapidly increasing your spiritual gifts. Take note that this month you must be super careful who you hop into bed with as their energy vampires ready to literally suck your life force from you via sexual rituals. Whatever you do, if you’re a female with a menstrual cycle, do not let a partner (no matter the gender) convince you to sleep with them on your cycle.
May Manifestation Mantra: I surrender all fears around stepping into my sacred power.
Best Date Nights: 3rd, 9th, 28th
ARIES
The cosmos has your stamp all over it—which means that you’ll be impacted the most by these fiery transits. Many of you must be careful of indulging overly lusty behaviour, and if you’re the person who likes “step out,” you may find that this is the month that it all comes tumbling down around you. On the other hand, if you’ve been wanting to explore threesomes, orgies or partner swapping this month you’ll find not only your partner being the most agreeable but actually finding a community of partners that you enjoy getting down with in this way. Do some love and sex rituals to increase your personal power under the Scorpio Full Moon on the 12th or when Saturn goes into your sign on the 24th.
May Manifestation Mantra: I indulge my lusty nature mindfully.
Best Date Nights: 8th, 12th, 24th.
TAURUS
You’re entering a season of unlocking doors that have long been shut. If you’re single, it looks as though you will not be for much longer, and the love I’m seeing for you appears to be one literally crafted by your ancestors and the cosmos. However, some of you may have some self-esteem issues that could cause you to self-sabotage this upcoming gift from the stars. This will be especially true for those who may have dealt with sexually related trauma in the past. Now is the time to get free. Get healed and know your worth. If you’ve children—especially teens—don’t skip the birds and bees talks as they are subconsciously looking for your leadership on this.
May Manifestation Mantra: I am enough. As I am. My energy is the prize. Not my body.
Best Date Nights: 8th, 17th, 26th
GEMINI
Your inner seductrix wants to come out to play. She’s yearning to be unleashed. You’ll notice this is true for you if you find that you’re suddenly just feeling more frisky, every person you’re attracted to seems to be giving you double glances, and you suddenly care less about your imperfections and rather just indulge your carnal nature with no shame attached. Wear lots of red, bright pinks, and golds to harness this juicy energy you’ll be carrying all month long.
May Manifestation Mantra: I embody my sacral chakra energy and sacred sex with ease, pride and joy.
Best Date Nights: 22nd, 25th, 28th
CANCER
Self-expression to the fullest is your only “duty” this month. Your sacral chakra (the seat of sexual and creative energy) needs some loving. Not only is it the chakra that allows us to embody our spicy energy, but it helps us feel confident in doing so. This will be especially helpful if you’ve not been feeling in the mood lately or concerned about any weight you may have picked up over the winter season. Harness your sexual energy by wearing bold oranges, reds, yellows, and tangerine.
May Manifestation Mantra: Sex appeal is my birthright.
Best Date Nights: 10th, 19th, 21st.
Leo
Channel your inner Beyonce this month by stepping up your wardrobe and including some everyday “baddie” aesthetics like crop tops, statement earrings, and sexy sandals. Your shadow side wants to be integrated through the power of your divine feminine and by bringing forth a signature style that lets the world know that you’re not afraid to shine and be seen.
May Manifestation Mantra: I love myself with intent and joy!
Best Date Nights: 6th, 12, 18th
VIRGO
Do you know your attachment style? And if you do, are you happy with it? If the answer is no to both questions—your challenge for the month of May is to tackle this. Let all of this Aries energy help to turbocharge you through this. For singles or those in lackluster partnerships—your heart and insecurities need tending to at this time. Spirit is asking you to stop accepting less in the name of comfort and conflict avoidance. Life i meant to be a bit messy, a lotta loud and hella fun!
May Manifestation Mantra: I sit in the driver’s seat of my life!
Best Date Nights: 3rd, 28th, 30th
LIBRA
Twerk and twist your way to wealth, orgasmic abundance, and a committed partner that you truly adore. This is the directive for all Libras this month, no matter your relationship status. Getting and staying on your feet and allowing the rhythm to move you will cut out any depression, worry, and anxiety that you may have been carrying. Drip your body in scented oils, shiny baubles, and treat yourself to a new pleasure toy and as you reach your climax, shout out exactly what you wish to manifest this month. A great time to do this will be under the New Moon in Scorpio on the 12th.
May Manifestation Mantra: I move my body as a form of self-care and selfish pleasure!
Best Date Nights: 9th, 17th, 23rd
SCORPIO
The Scorpio New Moon may bring up themes of passion, longing, and a touch of nostalgia for years past. You’re on the cusp of a new chapter, and it has you looking backwards, longing for older versions of yourself. Which is pointless – you should only take note of what you’ve learned, where you’ve grown, and where you’ve got to go. Not in jealousy of a time long gone. Do some deep shadow journaling around this theme for the month of May, and be sure to share your thoughts with your partner so that they can help to lift your spirit. PS: Juice up your love life with some extremely naughty lingerie and working through a few new, bold Tantric moves in the boudoir.
May Manifestation Mantra: “I manifest with ease now and always.”
Best Date Nights: 26th, 30th, 31st
SAGITTARIUS
Body image and how you punish or compliment your body will come up for heavy examination this month. This may be triggered by a Tinder date gone badly or uncovering a new angle of your body in the mirror that you don’t like. Your Spirit team wants you to rebuke this energy by indulging in more self-pleasure while complimenting your frame, your skin, your hair, and your unique attributes as you climax. To help boost this energy, place a bit of orange essential oil with jojoba oil into your belly button while listening to Sacral Chakra meditations while laying in scented sheets. This will also apply to those with Sag in Venus, Mercury, and your Moon.
May Manifestation Mantra: I am what I am and I love that for me!
Best Date Nights: 14th, 23rd, 31st
Psychic Zya is a psychic medium who channels messages from the divine and teaches others how to open up their own intuitive gifts. You can book a reading with her at BOOKZYA.com.
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