7 Things Megan Thee Stallion’s Lyrics Taught Us About Sex

I ain’t lyin’ ’bout my nut just to make a n**** happy. 

Almost every woman at some point in her life has lied about her orgasm, in fact, a 2009 study published in the Journal of Sex Research reported that about 67% of women have reported to fake orgasms. In the words of Prophetess Megan this has to STOP! We as women have to stop lying about our lack of pleasure in fear of hurting our partners feeling. Because when we lie, no one wins— they think they “did something” and we are left unsatisfied and nobody got time for that. 

Lifestyle when a n**** can’t fit a Magnum

Why is it that every Black man feels like he needs a Magnum, bruh? Magnum condoms are about 30% larger than standard-size condoms and may be larger in length, width, or both, but MOST penises can fit a regular-sized condom. Everyone is not Magnum size and that’s okay, Lifestyles will fit you just fine. 

It never happened if the d*** wasn’t snappin’

If I didn’t enjoy it, it doesn’t count. At restaurants, if I order something off the menu and don’t like it I can exchange it or get a refund, so from now on I’m applying this same logic to sex. I didn’t cum, it doesn’t count. Sorry to that man!

But stop licking my p**** hard that sh*t aggravating

Clitoris are not DJ booths, they are sensitive. Please be gentle with my Clitoris. Soft and sensual strokes and slow kisses and for the love of God please take your time.

You know I ain’t cum boy if you had to ask me

If you have to ask then the answer is NO. That’s it, that’s the post!

I’m finna play with that d*** in the car

A little spontaneity is always fun and a great way to make a relationship more fun. In fact, a study conducted in Australia found that, out of 800 Australians, 75 percent of men favored spontaneous sex and 90 percent of women favored spontaneous sex over planned sex. So have a little fun just don’t get in a wreck while doing it. 

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Your honor, I’m a freak b****, handcuffs, leashes

Tap into your Kinky side. Not only are sexual fantasies totally normal, but they allow us to explore our sexuality. According to the 2015 Sexual Exploration in America Study, more than 22 percent of sexually active adults engage in role-playing, while more than 20 percent have engaged in being tied up and spanking. Translation–let your imagination run wild sis,  try some kinky ish and let your freak flag fly.