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You almost eloped many times

Honestly, this is such a simple formality and the idea of forever is something you’ve been comfortable with for such a long time, that you nearly eloped a few times. You passed a drive-by chapel in Vegas and said, “Should we?” a dozen times. The wedding is really for other people. But you would have been fine with just doing this thing in the reception area of an office in a strip mall.

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