Awkward Scenarios When Your Man Has A Roommate - Page 13

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Dating a grown man with a roommate can be awkward, but it is very common. If you live in a major city, then most residents simply cannot afford to live alone. Until they meet their life partner, they’re stuck in the world of finding roommates off of Craigslist or getting set up with a friend’s friend who also needs a roommate and just hoping for the best. Romantic couples who live together get to pretend they’re rich because they don’t have “roommates” but, yes they do—they just have sex with said roommate. The point is that, it’s quite likely you could find yourself dating a 30 or even 40-something year old with a roommate, and now you’re kind of in a relationship with that roommate, too. Here are awkward scenarios that come up when he has a roommate.

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Accidentally eating his food

You try so hard to be a good house guest, to barely be noticeable, to stay out of the way and then…it turns out that that was the roommate’s box of chocolates you’d been chipping away at (until you finished it) all week.