Pick-Up Lines That Instantly Disqualify Men - Page 11

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I’m always a little shocked when I still hear lines like these. Maybe I shouldn’t be surprised because there’s a certain type of human male nature that seems like it’s always been around and always will be. But, I suppose I figured that those types of men couldn’t have possibly escaped all of the news, talk, social media posts, and stories about men just like them and how, you know, society isn’t down with them right now. Nonetheless, I’ve still been approached with some age-old, always annoying, never successful lines. Sometimes I think men just never ask themselves, “How does this line sound to the other person?” Or “Where could the conversation even go from here?” I’m sure if they asked themselves such things, they wouldn’t say these lines…right? Ugh. Who knows? Here are opening lines that kill a man’s chances.

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